1 00:02:24,667 --> 00:02:26,709 For the new world. 2 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:29,501 Mwah, mwah, mwah! 3 00:03:29,917 --> 00:03:31,376 I love you! 4 00:03:31,459 --> 00:03:32,334 I love you too. 5 00:03:32,417 --> 00:03:36,084 It's seventeen! How does time pass so quickly? 6 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:37,042 I know, I know. 7 00:03:37,126 --> 00:03:39,709 I'm sorry for you today have to spend the whole day alone. 8 00:03:39,792 --> 00:03:41,751 Are you mad at us for being not come sooner? 9 00:03:41,834 --> 00:03:43,459 ARE NOT! I mean... 10 00:03:43,542 --> 00:03:44,876 It's nice to have you you are here but.. 11 00:03:44,959 --> 00:03:46,126 Oh! Right, right, right, you want to have time 12 00:03:46,209 --> 00:03:48,251 for a head boy into. I got it! 13 00:03:48,334 --> 00:03:49,626 Hey man! - Yes! 14 00:03:49,709 --> 00:03:50,751 Hey, dad. 15 00:03:54,042 --> 00:03:55,292 Still can't whistle. 16 00:03:55,792 --> 00:03:56,667 Thank. 17 00:03:56,751 --> 00:03:58,376 Hey, have Joe's family arrived yet? 18 00:03:58,792 --> 00:03:59,959 Yes, I'm pretty sure. 19 00:04:00,292 --> 00:04:01,209 Okay, okay. 20 00:04:01,292 --> 00:04:03,084 We will guarantee every Things are arranged for tomorrow. 21 00:04:03,167 --> 00:04:06,417 This will be a big day for hero's birthday. It's you. 22 00:04:06,501 --> 00:04:08,001 Okay. Sounds good. 23 00:04:08,084 --> 00:04:10,709 Airbnb has a sauna here! - Oh yes. 24 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:14,042 We'll go there later, if you know what I mean. Hahaha! 25 00:04:14,334 --> 00:04:15,417 Is that right, miss? - Yes! 26 00:04:15,501 --> 00:04:17,751 Alright. Does it contain gluten? 27 00:04:17,834 --> 00:04:19,459 What? Yes. Yes. Yes. - Zach... 28 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:21,667 You have to take care of it It's my belly, man. 29 00:04:21,751 --> 00:04:23,834 Do you miss Honolulu? - Dad. Of course. 30 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:24,959 Oh God, oh God. - Hey, let's go. 31 00:04:25,042 --> 00:04:26,667 It's like a top Volcano from your butt! 32 00:04:26,751 --> 00:04:28,376 OH. - Yes, I know! I know. OH! 33 00:04:29,417 --> 00:04:31,126 What is that? - Nothing, um... 34 00:04:31,376 --> 00:04:33,417 Everything's fine, it's just, um... - What's going on there? 35 00:04:33,626 --> 00:04:35,834 Old nose blowing. Ugh! 36 00:04:35,917 --> 00:04:37,209 Okay, calm down. 37 00:04:37,292 --> 00:04:38,959 Are you watching porn? 38 00:04:39,042 --> 00:04:40,001 ARE NOT! ARE NOT! 39 00:04:40,084 --> 00:04:41,584 Relaxing here. River. 40 00:04:41,917 --> 00:04:43,584 What's going on? - Nothing! Guy's stuff! 41 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:45,334 Exported YouTube videos appears on the phone 42 00:04:45,417 --> 00:04:47,084 mine and it's strange when that happens... 43 00:04:47,167 --> 00:04:49,167 Well, my mistake then. Let me guess - 44 00:04:49,292 --> 00:04:50,209 You will wear Highlander. 45 00:04:50,292 --> 00:04:51,917 That's our tradition, my friend. 46 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:53,251 Correct! Highlanders. 47 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,876 I cannot break that tradition. I will do it. 48 00:04:55,959 --> 00:04:57,959 Absolute. We'll let you do it, okay? 49 00:04:58,042 --> 00:05:00,042 But hey, if you need it anything, anything 50 00:05:00,126 --> 00:05:02,209 whatever, call them me. Okay, buddy? 51 00:05:02,292 --> 00:05:04,042 Yes. Dad. everything, everything is cool. 52 00:05:04,167 --> 00:05:05,376 I support.. I promise. 53 00:05:05,459 --> 00:05:06,667 Happy birthday. - Happy birthday! 54 00:05:06,751 --> 00:05:07,626 See you tomorrow! 55 00:05:07,917 --> 00:05:09,667 Alright. Love... I love you. 56 00:05:09,751 --> 00:05:11,417 ...he was masturbating. - Oh my God! 57 00:05:12,042 --> 00:05:13,709 Okay okay. 58 00:05:17,709 --> 00:05:19,959 Why everything? talk about love 59 00:05:20,042 --> 00:05:21,959 sex and alcohol with Your parents must 60 00:05:22,042 --> 00:05:24,167 So confused? 61 00:05:24,251 --> 00:05:25,209 Like... 62 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,667 we can talk Is it normal? 63 00:05:27,751 --> 00:05:29,042 Like... Oh... 64 00:05:29,334 --> 00:05:30,834 Hello parents. 65 00:05:31,084 --> 00:05:33,834 I was just going to go through the house you, may be wasted. 66 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:36,459 Maybe go on a date with her hottest girl in school. 67 00:05:36,751 --> 00:05:38,626 Honey, really? OH! 68 00:05:38,792 --> 00:05:40,417 I'm very proud of you. 69 00:05:40,501 --> 00:05:43,376 And I know you're ready to get wasted and have sex. 70 00:05:45,917 --> 00:05:46,876 I mean... 71 00:05:46,959 --> 00:05:48,917 Youth is everything Rage hormones, desires 72 00:05:49,001 --> 00:05:51,834 want to be wild and do things Stupid thing, right? 73 00:05:52,001 --> 00:05:53,459 We cannot control that. 74 00:05:53,626 --> 00:05:56,334 Nature has given we have things like superpowers 75 00:05:56,501 --> 00:05:58,584 Incredible force, parents and Society wants us 76 00:05:58,667 --> 00:06:01,126 to prevent it and act move as usual. 77 00:06:01,792 --> 00:06:02,876 Is that normal? 78 00:06:03,126 --> 00:06:04,542 Would you say no? Spider-Man? 79 00:06:04,626 --> 00:06:05,626 Hmm? 80 00:06:06,501 --> 00:06:10,292 And yes, definitely. You can say that for real 81 00:06:10,459 --> 00:06:11,667 childish and silly but The same goes for life itself. 82 00:06:11,876 --> 00:06:14,792 I mean, we all are The kid pretends to be an adult, right? 83 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:16,542 Alright. Okay, yes. 84 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:20,667 I looked at some photos and 85 00:06:20,751 --> 00:06:22,667 Weird video, but you don't? 86 00:06:22,876 --> 00:06:25,834 Oh, oh, oh! Delete search history! Click! 87 00:06:27,084 --> 00:06:28,167 Blue balls. 88 00:06:28,584 --> 00:06:30,626 But yes, I do this birthday tradition, 89 00:06:30,709 --> 00:06:33,751 where I like to sit down and watch your favorite movie - 90 00:06:33,959 --> 00:06:35,917 Highlanders. Why? 91 00:06:36,001 --> 00:06:38,626 Because Highlander is the movie best ever! 92 00:06:38,751 --> 00:06:40,501 We have Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery, 93 00:06:40,584 --> 00:06:42,001 Great songs Queen's great, all 94 00:06:42,084 --> 00:06:44,376 all blend into the delivery Enjoy this beauty 95 00:06:44,459 --> 00:06:46,834 of pure 89's awesomeness. 96 00:06:46,959 --> 00:06:48,126 You can't beat it! 97 00:06:48,251 --> 00:06:50,334 I mean, me too Liked your series 98 00:06:50,417 --> 00:06:52,209 Adrian Paul, don't misunderstood me. But... 99 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:53,959 finally... 100 00:06:55,376 --> 00:06:57,376 there can only be one. 101 00:06:59,542 --> 00:07:02,292 Oh, hey Joe! - Zach! Cigarette! 102 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:08,001 Joe jeweler everyone. 103 00:07:08,167 --> 00:07:10,251 Best friend mine since I was eight years old. 104 00:07:10,792 --> 00:07:11,834 And... 105 00:07:12,459 --> 00:07:13,459 Um... 106 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,042 He... Who, who is this? 107 00:07:15,126 --> 00:07:16,251 Oh, it's Jaakko. 108 00:07:16,334 --> 00:07:17,251 Oh, okay. 109 00:07:17,334 --> 00:07:18,251 Hehe. - Hey buddy. 110 00:07:18,334 --> 00:07:20,917 Greet. What, what's the matter, man? Hehe. 111 00:07:21,334 --> 00:07:22,334 Uh... 112 00:07:23,084 --> 00:07:24,667 It's okay, man. 113 00:07:26,334 --> 00:07:28,376 Yes, I understand it. 114 00:07:28,584 --> 00:07:30,334 I'm a great guy. 115 00:07:32,876 --> 00:07:35,042 Well, come on in, I guess. 116 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:40,959 So... where do we find him? 117 00:07:41,167 --> 00:07:43,251 Ah. Just found you I got lost in the forest. 118 00:07:43,334 --> 00:07:45,292 Lost in... really? - Yes. 119 00:07:45,917 --> 00:07:46,917 Yes. 120 00:07:47,251 --> 00:07:49,501 I have a kind of cold Bad sense of directions. 121 00:07:49,876 --> 00:07:50,876 Help! 122 00:07:51,334 --> 00:07:52,251 Help! 123 00:07:52,334 --> 00:07:53,917 Are you going to cry now? 124 00:07:54,042 --> 00:07:55,584 Let's get out of here. 125 00:07:56,334 --> 00:07:59,584 Is... is there anyone, um... Do you study here? 126 00:07:59,667 --> 00:08:02,751 Yes... I really am want to become a pilot. 127 00:08:02,834 --> 00:08:04,459 Oh, a pilot. That's great! 128 00:08:04,542 --> 00:08:06,126 That's amazing. - I know. 129 00:08:06,209 --> 00:08:09,126 My other option is to return Become a survival guide. 130 00:08:10,167 --> 00:08:11,584 Oh, Jaakko. 131 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:13,001 Do you like, uh... 132 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:14,834 Are you using any medication? 133 00:08:14,959 --> 00:08:16,834 for the ability to concentrate bad direction? 134 00:08:18,251 --> 00:08:19,209 It's funny you ask. 135 00:08:19,292 --> 00:08:20,417 What?! - Dude! 136 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,292 Where do you get these men? 137 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:25,126 I have plenty of room in my jacket. 138 00:08:25,209 --> 00:08:28,792 Because tonight we're having a party Spare like there's no tomorrow! 139 00:08:31,542 --> 00:08:33,251 Now I have friends. 140 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:04,834 Guys, wait! 141 00:09:05,251 --> 00:09:07,084 I forgot my medicine. - What? 142 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:09,667 Joe, beer has gluten, gave me diarrhea. 143 00:09:09,751 --> 00:09:10,876 You know it! 144 00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:12,167 Oh, yes. 145 00:09:16,709 --> 00:09:18,376 You. Got it. 146 00:09:19,084 --> 00:09:22,626 Yes! DJ spinning that shi-bi-dii! 147 00:09:30,209 --> 00:09:31,709 Damned! - Yes! 148 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,167 Sorry Mrs. B! 149 00:10:11,292 --> 00:10:12,667 She, she's really nice. 150 00:10:12,751 --> 00:10:14,917 Just lower, a little lower. 151 00:10:31,709 --> 00:10:35,209 Outdated lyrics and What is this sexism? 152 00:10:35,792 --> 00:10:37,626 That sounds so aggressive, bro. 153 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:50,334 Bitch! 154 00:10:51,876 --> 00:10:53,292 What the hell? 155 00:10:53,542 --> 00:10:54,876 Where is everyone? 156 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:59,376 I think everyone are all going in that direction. 157 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,417 That's where we come in, Jaakko. 158 00:11:01,501 --> 00:11:02,417 OH. 159 00:11:04,001 --> 00:11:05,251 Chuc, chug, chug! 160 00:11:06,251 --> 00:11:07,751 No way! 161 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,334 Excellent! 162 00:11:10,792 --> 00:11:11,751 Yes! 163 00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:17,126 Hey, hey, hey! What is increasing and what is decreasing? 164 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:18,209 This is Wild Pete, Hope you guys 165 00:11:18,292 --> 00:11:21,459 will have a nice day looks and fun here 166 00:11:21,542 --> 00:11:23,709 at Vuokatti Ski Resort! 167 00:11:25,459 --> 00:11:26,792 Vuokatin Aateli. 168 00:11:26,876 --> 00:11:29,917 Joy, life and love. 169 00:11:30,001 --> 00:11:32,001 Shake, do not stir. 170 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:33,667 Let's party! 171 00:11:33,792 --> 00:11:35,417 Oh! 172 00:11:36,292 --> 00:11:37,834 Today will be especially special 173 00:11:37,917 --> 00:11:40,126 even special than yesterday. 174 00:11:40,251 --> 00:11:42,917 We will see soon monsters take over because 175 00:11:43,001 --> 00:11:47,501 This is Monster Festival annual item! Oh yes. 176 00:11:47,584 --> 00:11:48,709 And above all we have emergence 177 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:52,167 special performance of a superstar 178 00:11:52,251 --> 00:11:54,667 from Hollywood! Oh yes. 179 00:11:55,917 --> 00:12:00,334 And most importantly will have a chance to spend 180 00:12:00,417 --> 00:12:04,667 consume alcoholic beverages. Don't miss that opportunity. 181 00:12:10,334 --> 00:12:11,584 Damned. 182 00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,792 It is a curtain Introduction is quite stressful. 183 00:12:13,876 --> 00:12:15,417 Tote! - I was sold. 184 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:16,792 Count me in. 185 00:12:16,959 --> 00:12:20,334 Seriously? Guys really want to go in there? 186 00:12:20,501 --> 00:12:21,709 What about 187 00:12:22,084 --> 00:12:25,001 kalsarikännit, tuberculosis Going to the forest to drink beer? 188 00:12:26,084 --> 00:12:26,959 Huh? 189 00:12:27,501 --> 00:12:29,834 I'm actually pregnant according to toilet paper 190 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,084 if someone needs it. 191 00:12:32,584 --> 00:12:33,917 Meaning you. 192 00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:36,001 It's a book 193 00:12:37,376 --> 00:12:38,334 Oh. 194 00:12:38,876 --> 00:12:43,001 Anyway, it looks like there is one party related to Covid-19 and... 195 00:12:43,209 --> 00:12:45,834 I guess looks like a sexy nun party. 196 00:12:47,084 --> 00:12:48,334 And um... 197 00:12:48,542 --> 00:12:51,751 Wow, what an 80s party! It looks amazing! 198 00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:55,042 Maybe we should go there... what... Guys? Hello? 199 00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:58,084 Sexy nun party. Great. 200 00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:01,292 Man, I wonder who the judges are Hollywood superstar guest? 201 00:13:01,376 --> 00:13:03,126 Haha. Maybe it's Christopher Lambert. 202 00:13:03,334 --> 00:13:05,084 Yes man. In my dream. 203 00:13:22,292 --> 00:13:24,584 We are honored to have it You are a famous judge 204 00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:27,584 in the Monster modeling competition Fest this year, Mr. Lambert. 205 00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:29,001 Thank. 206 00:13:33,292 --> 00:13:34,376 Yes. 207 00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:37,542 It looks great. 208 00:14:13,001 --> 00:14:14,251 Hello! 209 00:14:16,084 --> 00:14:17,542 Is there someone there? 210 00:14:32,042 --> 00:14:33,001 Jens! 211 00:14:33,376 --> 00:14:34,751 Very funny. 212 00:15:25,334 --> 00:15:28,626 Hey, hey, hey! What is increasing and what is decreasing? 213 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:33,584 This is Wild Pete at the Resort Vuokatti Ski Resort. 214 00:15:34,751 --> 00:15:35,959 Oh, hey! 215 00:15:36,376 --> 00:15:37,292 GREET! 216 00:15:37,626 --> 00:15:38,751 Man, we're in it! 217 00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,501 Hey, you're welcome. 218 00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:43,167 This disease, my brothers! 219 00:15:45,876 --> 00:15:47,167 What the hell?! 220 00:15:47,501 --> 00:15:49,584 Man, I'm so sorry about that. 221 00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:50,667 Damned! 222 00:15:51,209 --> 00:15:52,042 Damned! 223 00:15:52,126 --> 00:15:53,834 Your problem is the What the hell, nerd? 224 00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,959 Oh, it's nothing, man. I just... yeah, I mean 225 00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:58,917 I spilled your beer. That's a problem, sir. 226 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,834 Then you better Buy me a new one, will you? 227 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,917 Kick his ass, Biff! - Oh, please don't. 228 00:16:04,001 --> 00:16:04,876 Wait. 229 00:16:05,209 --> 00:16:06,209 Thoi? 230 00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:10,084 What?! - No, my name is Biff. 231 00:16:10,626 --> 00:16:11,459 I love movies. 232 00:16:11,626 --> 00:16:13,376 What the hell are you talking about? 233 00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:16,459 Like Biff. You know? Biff... 234 00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,334 I'm not talking nerd! 235 00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:20,709 Relax! Chill! 236 00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:23,042 What are you? Houdini? 237 00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:24,959 Just take it. Chill. 238 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,709 You'd better do that a tree and get out of here! 239 00:16:28,084 --> 00:16:29,709 Wait, I told you he knew! 240 00:16:30,001 --> 00:16:31,584 What did you say? - No, it's nothing, man. 241 00:16:31,709 --> 00:16:33,292 Listen, I... You know, we're cool. Right? 242 00:16:33,376 --> 00:16:35,167 I just... yeah, we'll... 243 00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:22,376 Hey, hey, hey! 244 00:17:27,459 --> 00:17:31,251 Hey, hey, hey! What is up and what's going down?! 245 00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:34,459 Greet! Greet! 246 00:17:34,751 --> 00:17:37,667 Well... ladies and gentlemen. Are you ready? 247 00:17:37,751 --> 00:17:40,792 Are you ready to have fun?! 248 00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:42,459 Yes! 249 00:17:43,251 --> 00:17:45,376 Today, today will be a special day 250 00:17:45,626 --> 00:17:48,667 that you will remember for the rest of your life. 251 00:17:48,751 --> 00:17:50,459 Which one will be long? I'm sure. 252 00:17:51,459 --> 00:17:54,501 Hold on. Hold on. Before we continue, hang on. 253 00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:57,917 It's time. Now is the time The most important point of the day. 254 00:17:58,209 --> 00:18:03,084 It's time to spend consume alcoholic beverages. 255 00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:07,792 Instruct. 256 00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:10,834 First you smell it. Then you look at it. 257 00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:13,126 Then you put it in mouth and taste. 258 00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:15,959 You feel looking forward to these 259 00:18:16,042 --> 00:18:19,126 Good things are coming to me. 260 00:18:19,501 --> 00:18:21,792 It will crawl from your belly into your brain 261 00:18:21,876 --> 00:18:23,334 you and it will whisper to you. 262 00:18:23,459 --> 00:18:26,876 It will let you know when Should I use another one? 263 00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:28,417 Yes! 264 00:18:32,876 --> 00:18:36,167 Monster Festival! Please welcome Eli's House! 265 00:19:17,084 --> 00:19:20,501 So many snow bunnies! - Haha. Panettaa. 266 00:19:22,876 --> 00:19:24,792 Yes! What? 267 00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:29,376 Panettaa. Like...panettaa. 268 00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:33,376 Panettaa. I don't know What does that mean but I like it. 269 00:19:33,751 --> 00:19:35,126 Alright. 270 00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:05,334 Hey Uncle John. What's going on? - Greet! 271 00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:07,167 Happy birthday little Zachy! 272 00:21:07,251 --> 00:21:09,084 Hey, thank you. Thank. - How are you? 273 00:21:09,292 --> 00:21:12,042 How is Finland? - Good. Yes. Uh... Finland... 274 00:21:12,126 --> 00:21:15,126 You know, it's very beautiful. Me Just stay in your room and relax 275 00:21:15,209 --> 00:21:18,126 enjoy your privacy. Are waiting for my parents to come, you know? 276 00:21:18,292 --> 00:21:20,834 What is all that noise? Are you at a party? 277 00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:25,042 What? No, no, no. No meals party. I-I'm only 17. Remember? 278 00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:27,792 Only 17?! - Yes. 279 00:21:28,084 --> 00:21:29,709 When I was my age you, I'm addicted 280 00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:30,959 drugs and work that's like a rabbit. 281 00:21:31,042 --> 00:21:33,001 What? That's, that's weird. 282 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,459 Greet! Someone is here! 283 00:21:35,584 --> 00:21:37,542 Oh, Uncle John. I - I really have to go, man. 284 00:21:37,709 --> 00:21:40,042 What? To have a little time Quality time alone? 285 00:21:40,126 --> 00:21:41,876 No, no. Someone... someone is here! 286 00:21:42,209 --> 00:21:44,084 Are not. There is no such thing. 287 00:21:44,209 --> 00:21:46,251 Listen. I got it. When I was your age 288 00:21:46,334 --> 00:21:48,167 I did it all the time. 289 00:21:48,376 --> 00:21:50,584 Great! Now I don't I can get that image out of my head. 290 00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:52,876 Thank you very much for that. Great. 291 00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:54,001 What?! 292 00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:56,542 What did you just say, Zach? It's really noisy there. 293 00:21:56,626 --> 00:21:57,834 yeah yeah! Uh... Um. 294 00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,334 Greet! I - I think the giver mail is here. Um... you know... 295 00:22:00,417 --> 00:22:02,459 I really have to go. I love you. Thank you for calling. 296 00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:04,292 Tell Aunt Elisabeth it's me love her too, okay? 297 00:22:04,376 --> 00:22:05,417 Thank! 298 00:22:05,876 --> 00:22:07,501 Have a good party, Zach. - Alright. 299 00:22:07,584 --> 00:22:09,751 You are only young once. - Yes. It's the truth. 300 00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:10,959 You're right, you're right. 301 00:22:11,042 --> 00:22:12,417 Alright. Love you. Goodbye! 302 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:16,792 Oh my God. Hello, hey! There's someone in here! 303 00:22:17,876 --> 00:22:19,292 Someone... 304 00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:24,292 Chicane... 305 00:22:30,334 --> 00:22:33,126 I'm in a harbor. Where are you? 306 00:22:33,459 --> 00:22:34,751 I'll be right there. 307 00:22:41,959 --> 00:22:42,959 What? 308 00:22:51,251 --> 00:22:53,251 What? What are you talking about? 309 00:23:05,709 --> 00:23:07,709 Alright. 310 00:23:14,667 --> 00:23:16,001 Where is everyone? 311 00:23:19,751 --> 00:23:20,834 Joe?! 312 00:23:27,751 --> 00:23:30,126 Damned! Run! Run! 313 00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:31,751 What? - Run! 314 00:23:31,834 --> 00:23:32,751 Greet! - Run! 315 00:23:36,209 --> 00:23:37,834 Wha-what the hell?! 316 00:23:41,417 --> 00:23:43,126 Run Jaakko, run! 317 00:23:53,959 --> 00:23:55,709 Wait! Mobile snow! 318 00:23:57,459 --> 00:23:58,334 Damned! 319 00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:03,084 Oh my God! Look! 320 00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:05,501 What's going on?! 321 00:24:05,584 --> 00:24:07,417 It's like these The Muppets will attack! 322 00:24:07,709 --> 00:24:09,834 Aaaw, I love the Muppets, man! - Me too! 323 00:24:09,917 --> 00:24:11,084 You! Shut up! 324 00:24:11,167 --> 00:24:12,667 How do you catch top this in a strange way? 325 00:24:13,292 --> 00:24:14,251 Correct! Correct! 326 00:24:14,334 --> 00:24:16,876 Go! Haste! Haste! - Yes! 327 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:23,167 Guys, where am I going? - Jaakko? 328 00:24:23,626 --> 00:24:25,792 There is a big store nearby. 329 00:24:26,042 --> 00:24:27,459 Okay, let's go! 330 00:24:37,626 --> 00:24:39,626 What are you doing? - I'm just checking. 331 00:24:39,709 --> 00:24:42,167 He's checking it out Who are Hollywood superstars? 332 00:24:42,251 --> 00:24:43,542 Go, go, go! 333 00:24:43,626 --> 00:24:45,709 Maybe it's Kevin Costner! 334 00:24:46,001 --> 00:24:47,126 Go! 335 00:24:52,292 --> 00:24:54,042 Hurry, they're coming! 336 00:24:54,376 --> 00:24:55,542 Go! 337 00:24:56,542 --> 00:24:59,709 You have served me very well. Do you want to pick a fight with me?! 338 00:24:59,792 --> 00:25:01,417 What's going on there? - Jaakko?! 339 00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:02,834 Uh-oh! 340 00:25:06,917 --> 00:25:08,167 Damn it! 341 00:25:08,251 --> 00:25:10,126 Return to Frozen! 342 00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:11,667 Damn you! 343 00:25:13,334 --> 00:25:14,709 I feel alive! 344 00:25:14,792 --> 00:25:16,167 I don't know us Where are you going, buddy? 345 00:25:16,292 --> 00:25:19,001 Oh store! - What?! Jaakko you were right! 346 00:25:19,709 --> 00:25:20,959 I told you! 347 00:25:21,126 --> 00:25:22,334 Try your best! Correct! 348 00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:29,667 Stop! - What? Why? 349 00:25:29,751 --> 00:25:31,209 We lost Jaakko! - What? 350 00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:32,876 We lost Jaakko! - What?! 351 00:25:33,751 --> 00:25:35,167 Come back! - What? 352 00:25:35,251 --> 00:25:36,376 Come back! - Ah! 353 00:25:45,751 --> 00:25:47,334 Dude! - Jaakko! 354 00:25:48,376 --> 00:25:49,584 Jaakko! 355 00:25:50,126 --> 00:25:51,917 Jaakko! Friend! Friend! 356 00:25:52,001 --> 00:25:55,001 Wake up! - Is that what I think? 357 00:25:55,084 --> 00:25:57,209 Yes. Can you feel it? 358 00:25:57,292 --> 00:25:58,959 What?! - Oh.... 359 00:26:01,209 --> 00:26:03,167 Damn you guys! Hurry up! They are coming! 360 00:26:03,584 --> 00:26:04,834 Saved by book. 361 00:26:07,959 --> 00:26:09,042 Go, go, go! 362 00:26:11,084 --> 00:26:12,709 We won't make it! 363 00:26:12,792 --> 00:26:15,167 That's right. Don't give up on them I am now Mr. Finland. 364 00:26:15,251 --> 00:26:16,292 Mr. Finland? 365 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:19,084 Do you find me attractive? - What? ARE NOT! 366 00:26:19,167 --> 00:26:20,501 What? So I'm ugly? 367 00:26:20,584 --> 00:26:21,667 What the hell are you talking about?! 368 00:26:21,751 --> 00:26:23,376 Listen, we can do it! 369 00:26:23,459 --> 00:26:24,751 Just keep calm! 370 00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:26,876 Yes Jaakko, Sisu! - Sisu! 371 00:26:26,959 --> 00:26:29,334 Sisu together! 372 00:26:38,751 --> 00:26:40,417 Oh shit man. What are you doing? 373 00:26:40,501 --> 00:26:41,917 I think there are survivors. 374 00:26:47,584 --> 00:26:48,959 OH. Alright. 375 00:26:51,417 --> 00:26:54,001 Come on guys. We are burning daylight here. 376 00:26:56,542 --> 00:26:58,001 Go, hurry! Go! - Go! 377 00:26:58,084 --> 00:26:59,709 What? Oh yes. - Go! 378 00:27:14,709 --> 00:27:17,501 Locked! Sure There's already someone inside. 379 00:27:17,584 --> 00:27:18,917 Greet! Open up! 380 00:27:19,001 --> 00:27:21,167 Hey, thanks for the save us, beautiful strangers. 381 00:27:21,334 --> 00:27:22,292 Nothing. 382 00:27:22,501 --> 00:27:23,917 By the way, my name is Joe. 383 00:27:24,167 --> 00:27:25,042 Natalia. 384 00:27:25,126 --> 00:27:26,584 Has anyone told me? you haven't... 385 00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:28,667 Hey. Wait, wait, Joe. - What? 386 00:27:28,792 --> 00:27:30,626 What the hell are you doing? - What do you mean? 387 00:27:31,376 --> 00:27:32,792 I saw her first. 388 00:27:33,209 --> 00:27:35,459 What? Honey, please. - Hey, don't bother me. 389 00:27:35,542 --> 00:27:37,709 We need to find Another way to get in. 390 00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:40,376 She is like a dark angel. 391 00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:43,042 Joe, Joe, Joe. Look at me. 392 00:27:43,126 --> 00:27:44,709 I really like her. Alright? 393 00:27:44,792 --> 00:27:46,042 We all do it. 394 00:27:46,292 --> 00:27:48,001 Brother. - Yeah, man. We all do it. 395 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,292 No sir. You don't! 396 00:27:50,417 --> 00:27:52,459 Alright. Listen. Joe, I... 397 00:27:53,542 --> 00:27:55,084 I saw her... 398 00:27:55,417 --> 00:27:56,334 She... 399 00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:59,042 her eyes... - I understand. 400 00:27:59,334 --> 00:28:00,917 There are still many fish in the sea. 401 00:28:01,001 --> 00:28:02,626 ARE NOT! Don't give me that fish! 402 00:28:02,709 --> 00:28:04,501 You want them to be what, crab? You idiot! 403 00:28:04,584 --> 00:28:05,792 You stupid head! - You're so stupid! 404 00:28:05,876 --> 00:28:07,626 You are so stupid! - Why are you two arguing?! 405 00:28:07,709 --> 00:28:10,084 We need to move! We have companions. 406 00:28:14,042 --> 00:28:15,292 Go, go, go, go. 407 00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:17,667 Jaakko. - Jaakko, let's go. 408 00:28:23,667 --> 00:28:24,876 All front doors are closed. 409 00:28:24,959 --> 00:28:26,834 We need to find way inside. 410 00:28:26,959 --> 00:28:28,376 Hey, we use it sled? 411 00:28:28,459 --> 00:28:29,292 They will arrest us. 412 00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:31,626 The safest is to enter inside and barricade this place. 413 00:28:32,251 --> 00:28:33,501 Yes, Joe! 414 00:28:37,251 --> 00:28:38,376 Friend! - Stop it! 415 00:28:39,167 --> 00:28:42,334 Wait. Jaakko? How do you... 416 00:28:42,834 --> 00:28:43,834 Easy. 417 00:28:44,042 --> 00:28:45,167 I have the key. 418 00:28:45,542 --> 00:28:46,626 Do you have the key?! 419 00:28:46,709 --> 00:28:48,501 Why don't you tell us that you're stupid?! 420 00:28:51,167 --> 00:28:53,126 Do you work here? - Yes, something like that. 421 00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:54,376 Something like that? What do you mean? 422 00:28:54,459 --> 00:28:56,376 It's - it's complicated. Alright? 423 00:29:09,959 --> 00:29:11,501 Um, well... 424 00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:13,542 These are good things. - We need to prepare. 425 00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:15,667 Because... For what? 426 00:29:16,126 --> 00:29:17,209 For a battle. 427 00:29:17,292 --> 00:29:18,334 Should we call the police? 428 00:29:18,501 --> 00:29:21,167 Did and I bet a lot so do others. 429 00:29:38,542 --> 00:29:40,001 I love that song! 430 00:29:40,084 --> 00:29:42,667 The first time I fell in love Or with that song. 431 00:29:42,751 --> 00:29:43,751 Me too. 432 00:29:44,292 --> 00:29:45,209 With your wife. 433 00:29:49,376 --> 00:29:51,084 What did they say from the office? 434 00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:53,709 I do not know. Some crap about-- 435 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,751 Tons of little monsters human attack at the Monster Festival. 436 00:30:01,501 --> 00:30:02,376 Beware! 437 00:30:05,542 --> 00:30:07,167 What the hell! 438 00:30:09,251 --> 00:30:10,584 We need support? 439 00:30:13,459 --> 00:30:15,209 You are hysterical! 440 00:30:18,667 --> 00:30:19,584 Be careful! 441 00:30:28,584 --> 00:30:30,334 They come from Saarioisen... 442 00:30:30,417 --> 00:30:32,709 Saarioinen meat factory, I don't know... 443 00:30:41,792 --> 00:30:44,917 It resembles a fruit Pumpkin fucks a snowman 444 00:30:45,001 --> 00:30:47,917 and a Gremlin are see. It's terrible. 445 00:30:48,042 --> 00:30:50,584 The end is near. You bastard! 446 00:31:15,334 --> 00:31:17,001 I love that guy! 447 00:31:20,792 --> 00:31:22,876 This is Wild Pete darling ask everyone to come. 448 00:31:22,959 --> 00:31:23,834 Don't come. 449 00:31:24,126 --> 00:31:26,459 Arrive. But if you have a drink, you can drop by quickly. 450 00:31:26,542 --> 00:31:29,209 But then you have to go. Just go. This is dangerous. 451 00:31:29,292 --> 00:31:30,584 Don't come! 452 00:31:31,251 --> 00:31:32,501 I have to calm my nerves. 453 00:31:32,584 --> 00:31:35,417 I have to drink something Drink alcohol here. 454 00:31:38,917 --> 00:31:39,792 Tommy! 455 00:31:42,292 --> 00:31:43,417 Tommy! 456 00:32:04,376 --> 00:32:06,584 What is increasing and what is decreasing? 457 00:32:07,292 --> 00:32:08,876 Well, things The horror is happening 458 00:32:08,959 --> 00:32:11,209 out at the Resort Vuokatti skiing. 459 00:32:11,501 --> 00:32:14,376 Some... small creatures baby has taken over and... 460 00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:16,084 they are destroying everything. 461 00:32:16,292 --> 00:32:17,751 And they are killing people. 462 00:32:18,084 --> 00:32:20,209 And... I tried get rid of them but 463 00:32:20,292 --> 00:32:22,792 I was stuck in studio for hours and I... 464 00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:26,042 I'm missing a drink dangerously. 465 00:32:26,251 --> 00:32:28,626 And the weather today Tomorrow will be clear 466 00:32:28,709 --> 00:32:30,709 and the slopes will in good condition. 467 00:32:30,834 --> 00:32:32,459 Oh, but don't come here! 468 00:32:52,792 --> 00:32:53,917 Yes, thank you. 469 00:32:55,501 --> 00:32:57,459 Jaakko? Where is your device? 470 00:33:02,084 --> 00:33:05,876 Oh my God. - Not bad! 471 00:33:24,126 --> 00:33:25,042 Building... 472 00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:26,709 Hey, hey! 473 00:33:35,292 --> 00:33:37,167 Oh, it's so hot. 474 00:33:37,501 --> 00:33:38,334 Thoi? 475 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:40,042 What are you doing? What the hell is going on here?! 476 00:33:40,209 --> 00:33:42,001 What... Dude, them I'm just here for safety. 477 00:33:42,417 --> 00:33:44,292 I'm not talking to you, idiot. 478 00:33:45,417 --> 00:33:47,417 I'm talking to my brother. 479 00:33:47,876 --> 00:33:49,251 Yes. - You... your brother? 480 00:33:49,751 --> 00:33:51,584 He is my step brother. 481 00:33:52,417 --> 00:33:53,459 Shut up you idiot! 482 00:33:53,917 --> 00:33:56,042 I told you not to never come here! 483 00:33:56,542 --> 00:33:58,167 Stay back! 484 00:33:58,667 --> 00:33:59,584 oh... 485 00:34:00,334 --> 00:34:01,251 Hey. 486 00:34:01,667 --> 00:34:03,876 You are the inside girl rock band. 487 00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:06,751 Want to have a little fun? 488 00:34:07,709 --> 00:34:09,709 There's always room for three dimensions. 489 00:34:09,792 --> 00:34:11,542 You can be such an asshole! - Shut up! 490 00:34:20,042 --> 00:34:21,542 You bastard! - Greet! 491 00:34:22,459 --> 00:34:23,542 Come on, you idiot! 492 00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:25,834 Powerful nerd words. 493 00:34:28,209 --> 00:34:29,251 Loser! 494 00:34:29,417 --> 00:34:30,584 Hey, come on, man. 495 00:34:31,126 --> 00:34:32,251 Let me in! 496 00:34:34,459 --> 00:34:35,959 Damn it! Let me in! 497 00:34:37,292 --> 00:34:39,792 Jaakko? Talk to me. Who is that? 498 00:34:39,959 --> 00:34:42,501 Some drunk guy in Santa Claus costume. 499 00:34:42,584 --> 00:34:44,251 I think he wants in. 500 00:34:44,334 --> 00:34:45,209 Creep? 501 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:47,209 I don't see them. What should I do? 502 00:34:47,292 --> 00:34:48,667 Let him in. - Are not. 503 00:34:48,751 --> 00:34:51,626 We'll let him in. Right now. 504 00:34:51,834 --> 00:34:55,292 My father is a store owner So I'm the boss here. 505 00:35:08,167 --> 00:35:09,334 Let him in. 506 00:35:16,917 --> 00:35:18,209 Guys, watch out. Beware! 507 00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:20,417 Is he okay? 508 00:35:25,459 --> 00:35:26,584 That's strange. 509 00:35:26,751 --> 00:35:27,667 Okay. 510 00:35:29,542 --> 00:35:31,334 Oh shit! Creeps! Creeps! 511 00:35:58,459 --> 00:35:59,584 I'm out of here! 512 00:36:05,584 --> 00:36:07,876 That bastard Sayonara! - Biff! 513 00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:11,084 Hey Biff! Wait! 514 00:36:13,959 --> 00:36:15,792 Damned. Are you guys okay? 515 00:36:24,084 --> 00:36:26,292 Yippee-Ki-Yay, you son of a bitch! 516 00:36:27,792 --> 00:36:28,751 Die hard. 517 00:36:39,751 --> 00:36:41,209 Try your best! Try your best! 518 00:36:53,084 --> 00:36:54,709 Guys, did you see that? 519 00:37:06,959 --> 00:37:08,001 You! 520 00:37:11,251 --> 00:37:12,251 Come on, come on. 521 00:37:28,084 --> 00:37:31,959 Shhh... Come on guys. Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go! 522 00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:32,917 Try your best. 523 00:37:42,709 --> 00:37:44,834 Oh, shit. Damn, damn, damn. 524 00:37:44,917 --> 00:37:47,251 Don't you shut it up? - Today is my birthday. 525 00:37:47,584 --> 00:37:48,459 Actually? 526 00:37:48,626 --> 00:37:50,334 Yes. I am 20 years old. 527 00:37:53,709 --> 00:37:55,876 Alright. Strong. I am 17 years old. 528 00:37:56,792 --> 00:37:58,459 It is still possible to silence it. 529 00:38:23,584 --> 00:38:24,542 Come back! 530 00:38:48,084 --> 00:38:49,376 That's amazing! 531 00:38:53,209 --> 00:38:55,209 What the hell! - That's right! 532 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,542 Hi everybody! 533 00:38:58,876 --> 00:39:01,876 I'm sorry for rushing Come in, it sounds like it's not 534 00:39:01,959 --> 00:39:04,542 invited as if the You need help, so... 535 00:39:05,001 --> 00:39:05,834 I'm here. 536 00:39:05,917 --> 00:39:08,126 It certainly looks like them We need help, my ass. 537 00:39:08,417 --> 00:39:09,501 Thank you 538 00:39:10,001 --> 00:39:12,084 Yes. Thank you very much... 539 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:14,126 handsome stranger. - Uh... 540 00:39:14,501 --> 00:39:15,667 What can I say? 541 00:39:15,751 --> 00:39:18,792 Guess what, I just Just happened to be nearby. 542 00:39:18,959 --> 00:39:20,667 Just happened to be nearby, you bastard! 543 00:39:20,751 --> 00:39:21,959 Hey, how did you get in? 544 00:39:22,084 --> 00:39:24,376 Backdoor. It's open. I just walked straight past. 545 00:39:24,459 --> 00:39:26,917 Just go straight through. - Joe. I got it. 546 00:39:27,001 --> 00:39:27,876 So sorry. 547 00:39:28,001 --> 00:39:29,001 Are you... 548 00:39:29,751 --> 00:39:32,042 Looks like the party is coming it's getting hot 549 00:39:33,251 --> 00:39:34,584 very soon. 550 00:39:35,501 --> 00:39:37,126 You know. Time's up. You know what, guys? 551 00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:38,209 Thanks for stopping by over but us 552 00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:39,709 Complete control Okay, so... 553 00:39:39,792 --> 00:39:40,751 So thank you, friend... 554 00:39:40,834 --> 00:39:42,001 Hey kid. 555 00:39:42,459 --> 00:39:44,667 Have to break it down you like this, but 556 00:39:44,959 --> 00:39:47,167 it seems to me that I am the only hope you have. 557 00:39:47,334 --> 00:39:49,792 So what do you mean? Can I stay? 558 00:39:50,376 --> 00:39:53,709 Hey, Boss. I'm fucking 17. 559 00:39:53,876 --> 00:39:55,959 Good for boys. It was a fun age. 560 00:40:04,417 --> 00:40:05,417 Yes! 561 00:40:07,001 --> 00:40:09,167 So... a little plastic... 562 00:40:11,126 --> 00:40:12,334 You don't want to choke on that. 563 00:40:12,417 --> 00:40:14,209 Brother. There is gluten in it. 564 00:40:14,501 --> 00:40:16,001 Wait, is there gluten?! 565 00:40:17,126 --> 00:40:19,792 Damn it! - No, no, no, no, no... 566 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:21,751 It's okay! It's okay Jaakko! 567 00:40:24,084 --> 00:40:26,501 Ladies, ladies There's nothing to worry about. 568 00:40:26,584 --> 00:40:28,376 I will take good care of you. 569 00:40:35,126 --> 00:40:36,667 This can't be good. 570 00:40:42,667 --> 00:40:43,709 Zach. - What? What? 571 00:40:43,792 --> 00:40:45,126 Guy. Is he okay? 572 00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:46,292 Yes. Yeah, I'm sure he's fine. 573 00:40:46,376 --> 00:40:47,667 Where is Jaakko? can we go? 574 00:40:47,834 --> 00:40:50,501 There - there is a bar in the cabin. - Alright. Alright. 575 00:40:50,584 --> 00:40:51,917 On the mountain. 576 00:40:52,001 --> 00:40:53,834 Okay great! Take us there, okay? 577 00:40:55,459 --> 00:40:56,459 Command? 578 00:40:57,334 --> 00:40:59,084 So, like a boss? 579 00:41:00,084 --> 00:41:03,167 Jaakko, you seem miserable. May I help you? 580 00:41:03,917 --> 00:41:06,209 You! I have an idea! 581 00:41:13,959 --> 00:41:15,917 OH! Like a boss. 582 00:41:16,084 --> 00:41:19,209 Technically, he not the boss, Jaakko. 583 00:41:19,292 --> 00:41:20,167 I am now. 584 00:41:20,709 --> 00:41:23,251 Hey, is this true? Is this real KI? 585 00:41:23,334 --> 00:41:27,292 For legal reasons I will don't finish that sentence. 586 00:41:27,584 --> 00:41:28,584 Brother. 587 00:41:28,917 --> 00:41:30,084 Damned! 588 00:41:30,251 --> 00:41:31,751 That's good enough. 589 00:41:33,376 --> 00:41:35,417 Damned. - Honey, why did you stop? 590 00:41:37,167 --> 00:41:38,167 What is that?! 591 00:41:39,334 --> 00:41:42,167 I've been waiting to do the thing this for many years now. 592 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,084 For what? 593 00:41:44,167 --> 00:41:46,334 Jaakko. We talked 594 00:41:46,501 --> 00:41:48,667 This is with the psychiatrist god. Right? 595 00:41:49,042 --> 00:41:50,542 Jaakko, what are you doing? 596 00:41:57,501 --> 00:42:00,792 Hurry up, you bastards! - No, no, no, no, no, no! 597 00:42:13,209 --> 00:42:15,792 Are you happy now, Jaakko? 598 00:42:16,084 --> 00:42:17,209 Oh damn that's me. 599 00:42:17,292 --> 00:42:19,126 Then I will cancel the appointment 600 00:42:19,209 --> 00:42:22,251 next week with Dr. Landis. 601 00:42:22,334 --> 00:42:23,542 Yeah, it's okay. 602 00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:26,251 Did you plan this? - Yes, I did. 603 00:42:26,417 --> 00:42:27,876 I hate that place. 604 00:42:28,001 --> 00:42:31,251 Jaakko, you really are an odd person! 605 00:42:57,584 --> 00:42:59,167 What are those sounds? 606 00:42:59,834 --> 00:43:01,126 What? OH. 607 00:43:01,334 --> 00:43:04,001 Are not. It was an explosion. 608 00:43:04,209 --> 00:43:06,251 Keep driving Jaakko! Please. - Yes, yes. 609 00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:08,501 Looks like someone is in need 610 00:43:08,584 --> 00:43:09,751 urgently to release some... 611 00:43:09,834 --> 00:43:11,542 No, that's fine. Thank you K... 612 00:43:11,626 --> 00:43:15,917 For legal reasons I will don't finish that sentence. 613 00:43:20,376 --> 00:43:22,792 Greet. Here it is. Cabin bar. 614 00:43:22,876 --> 00:43:25,251 Are we there? Alright! Great, Great! Hurry up! Go, go, go, go, go! 615 00:43:25,584 --> 00:43:28,876 Have a nice night and efficiency. Kick some ass. 616 00:43:30,542 --> 00:43:31,501 oh... 617 00:43:31,626 --> 00:43:33,167 It's coming. It's coming. 618 00:43:33,376 --> 00:43:34,709 You... you have the key Is this the key? 619 00:43:34,792 --> 00:43:37,501 Yes. Oh... Uh, stepfather mine, he owns this place. 620 00:43:37,584 --> 00:43:39,001 Yes, yes, yes? Correct. Correct. 621 00:43:39,501 --> 00:43:40,501 So no. 622 00:43:40,584 --> 00:43:43,376 Damn it, man! - Just kidding. 623 00:43:46,876 --> 00:43:49,001 Jaakko! Jaakko! Where is the bathroom? 624 00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:51,917 Back. - In the back. Oh my God! Alright! 625 00:43:55,501 --> 00:43:56,542 What is that? 626 00:43:56,792 --> 00:43:59,126 Oh, it's fucking gluten. It was brutal. 627 00:43:59,292 --> 00:44:01,459 Okay guys. Try your best. Let him be. 628 00:44:01,709 --> 00:44:04,584 Oh, and don't turn on any lights. 629 00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:06,292 But, but bars? 630 00:44:07,042 --> 00:44:09,001 Alright. But there are only bars. 631 00:44:09,084 --> 00:44:10,334 OH. Thank. 632 00:44:17,626 --> 00:44:19,126 Oh yes! 633 00:44:19,251 --> 00:44:20,334 Um-hmm. 634 00:44:21,251 --> 00:44:22,251 OH. 635 00:44:23,001 --> 00:44:25,001 God, I wonder What is Natalia thinking... 636 00:44:25,084 --> 00:44:26,584 Do you think she cares or... 637 00:44:26,792 --> 00:44:28,459 Do you think she Like this? 638 00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:30,251 You know, oh, me love a man 639 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:32,501 he doesn't mind pooping in front of everyone. 640 00:44:33,001 --> 00:44:36,626 He's masculine and tough So hard that you can poop in front of your face 641 00:44:36,709 --> 00:44:39,001 everyone and the smell room. And it's okay. 642 00:44:39,376 --> 00:44:40,709 It's OK. 643 00:44:41,334 --> 00:44:42,292 Right? 644 00:45:06,876 --> 00:45:08,209 Chicane. 645 00:45:18,876 --> 00:45:21,501 Jaakko! The whole place looks like a Christmas tree! 646 00:45:21,584 --> 00:45:23,542 I think I'm just talking. - OH. 647 00:45:24,209 --> 00:45:25,084 Thank. 648 00:45:25,167 --> 00:45:26,126 Pretty! 649 00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:29,084 Oh broken! 650 00:45:29,376 --> 00:45:30,376 Cocktails! 651 00:45:31,584 --> 00:45:33,251 Do you want? - No, I mean like the movie. 652 00:45:33,334 --> 00:45:35,167 Tom Cruise Cocktails. Yes. 653 00:45:35,584 --> 00:45:38,126 Oh my god, Mr. Diarrhea. How are you holding up? 654 00:45:38,251 --> 00:45:39,626 I'm fine now. 655 00:45:40,751 --> 00:45:42,917 Hey guys, me Just wanted to say, I... 656 00:45:43,417 --> 00:45:45,626 very sorry. It's real very embarrassed. Um... 657 00:45:46,334 --> 00:45:48,542 This has never happened happened to me before, yeah... 658 00:45:48,959 --> 00:45:52,001 Don't go to the bathroom inside about 35, 45 minutes. 659 00:45:52,501 --> 00:45:53,917 Amen. - Yes. 660 00:45:55,459 --> 00:45:56,751 Jaakko, I must ask him something. 661 00:45:57,126 --> 00:45:57,917 Yes. 662 00:45:58,001 --> 00:46:00,542 Where did you find this book? - Oh that. Yes, yes. 663 00:46:00,792 --> 00:46:02,876 It's - it's in the woods. Yes. 664 00:46:03,001 --> 00:46:04,667 The savior of my life. Yes. 665 00:46:04,792 --> 00:46:06,959 Pretty, um, weird stuff in there. 666 00:46:07,292 --> 00:46:09,376 Looks like a diary or... 667 00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:12,709 Diarrhea! 668 00:46:13,751 --> 00:46:15,292 Do you mind if I keep it? 669 00:46:15,376 --> 00:46:18,667 Yes definitely. Yes. I take it for urgent matters. 670 00:46:21,501 --> 00:46:24,126 I'm thirsty. - Greet! 671 00:46:24,417 --> 00:46:25,751 I have an idea. 672 00:46:27,584 --> 00:46:29,292 Are we having a party here? 673 00:46:29,376 --> 00:46:30,542 Yes, sort of. 674 00:46:30,751 --> 00:46:32,667 Hey, yeah Jaakko. - Yes? 675 00:46:32,751 --> 00:46:33,792 What's in this? 676 00:46:33,876 --> 00:46:35,667 Oh, it's just vodka. 677 00:46:38,959 --> 00:46:39,834 Yes. 678 00:46:39,917 --> 00:46:41,709 Can I say something... 679 00:46:42,626 --> 00:46:45,459 With you, I just want... you know... 680 00:46:45,792 --> 00:46:47,626 I don't know you guys very well. 681 00:46:49,626 --> 00:46:52,376 And today is a strange day... 682 00:46:53,376 --> 00:46:56,542 and everyone goes on bully me all the time... 683 00:46:57,167 --> 00:47:00,459 tell me I'm useless, that I - I didn't mean anything. 684 00:47:00,709 --> 00:47:02,709 But you guys showed me 685 00:47:02,792 --> 00:47:04,667 This life is worth living 686 00:47:04,792 --> 00:47:06,251 and fight for. 687 00:47:12,876 --> 00:47:14,667 Sisu! - Sisu! 688 00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:17,459 Congratulations! - Yes! Congratulations! 689 00:47:29,501 --> 00:47:31,167 Um... Um-hm. 690 00:47:31,251 --> 00:47:32,167 Um-hm... 691 00:47:32,251 --> 00:47:33,292 Um-hm... 692 00:47:33,876 --> 00:47:36,001 Very good. - Yes. 693 00:47:36,542 --> 00:47:37,876 I love you. 694 00:47:40,417 --> 00:47:42,084 We love you too Lazy. 695 00:47:42,626 --> 00:47:44,084 Yes. - Are you lazy? 696 00:47:44,459 --> 00:47:46,459 Yes. The Goonies. - Yes. 697 00:47:47,126 --> 00:47:49,501 Do you mind if I join? - No... 698 00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:52,167 I mean yeah. I - I don't care. 699 00:47:52,584 --> 00:47:56,501 This apocalyptic story causes I really want to be close. 700 00:47:57,042 --> 00:47:58,042 Actually? 701 00:48:00,876 --> 00:48:02,751 You are really brave feeling, did you know? 702 00:48:03,959 --> 00:48:05,834 What? Oh me? 703 00:48:06,542 --> 00:48:07,584 Let's get out of here. 704 00:48:07,709 --> 00:48:08,959 You want me to leave? 705 00:48:09,042 --> 00:48:11,626 Uh, what? Are not. Oh no. No, no, no. I just, um... 706 00:48:11,834 --> 00:48:12,959 Wait. OH. 707 00:48:13,876 --> 00:48:15,959 Alright. Um-hm. 708 00:48:16,376 --> 00:48:18,667 Okay, oh. Alright. 709 00:48:19,459 --> 00:48:21,917 Great. Uh, hey yeah, so, sorry, um... 710 00:48:22,126 --> 00:48:23,584 Well, first of all, uh... 711 00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:25,126 Thank you for that, and... 712 00:48:25,209 --> 00:48:26,584 Second, um... 713 00:48:26,751 --> 00:48:28,667 Just keep that thought. Alright? 714 00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:30,542 What are you doing? 715 00:48:30,709 --> 00:48:32,584 Uh, good appetite. Huh. 716 00:48:33,709 --> 00:48:35,626 GREET. - GREET. 717 00:48:36,917 --> 00:48:37,917 What's going on? 718 00:48:38,626 --> 00:48:40,334 Very nice words. 719 00:48:40,709 --> 00:48:42,626 Oh, thank you. 720 00:48:43,209 --> 00:48:44,251 You too. 721 00:48:44,376 --> 00:48:46,292 Beautiful? - Yes. 722 00:48:46,709 --> 00:48:47,626 Beautiful. 723 00:48:50,334 --> 00:48:51,334 OH. 724 00:48:51,542 --> 00:48:54,001 You are amazing. Super. But, um... 725 00:48:54,084 --> 00:48:55,584 You - you want drink tea first. Maybe - 726 00:48:55,667 --> 00:48:57,042 Do you want to have sex? 727 00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:01,001 One second... 728 00:49:10,084 --> 00:49:11,251 Sure. 729 00:49:11,376 --> 00:49:12,376 Sure. 730 00:49:13,417 --> 00:49:17,001 If we're going to die... - I don't want to die a virgin. 731 00:49:17,584 --> 00:49:20,834 Maybe I can help you with that. - Oh, help me. 732 00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:22,917 Please help me. 733 00:49:23,584 --> 00:49:25,209 Greet. Are you Okay? 734 00:49:25,292 --> 00:49:26,459 Yes. Yes. 735 00:49:26,751 --> 00:49:28,792 Um... call your boyfriend or... 736 00:49:28,876 --> 00:49:30,667 No. Are not. Um... 737 00:49:31,209 --> 00:49:32,876 I don't have one. I just... 738 00:49:33,084 --> 00:49:34,917 just trying contact my parents. 739 00:49:35,001 --> 00:49:36,209 Where are they? 740 00:49:36,542 --> 00:49:38,751 Um, they're in New Mexico. 741 00:49:38,876 --> 00:49:41,126 I come from Kiev, Ukraine. 742 00:49:41,209 --> 00:49:45,167 But I had to move a lot place as a child because of my father's job. 743 00:49:46,376 --> 00:49:49,542 I never really feel like I belong... 744 00:49:49,626 --> 00:49:51,209 anywhere, I guess. 745 00:49:51,459 --> 00:49:53,959 Well, I was born and grew up in Oregon - 746 00:49:54,126 --> 00:49:55,751 I've lived there all my life so- 747 00:49:56,334 --> 00:49:57,626 can't really relate. 748 00:49:59,167 --> 00:50:00,917 It's stupid to think now, but... 749 00:50:01,959 --> 00:50:05,626 I wish my dad never did got that job from Chicane. 750 00:50:07,167 --> 00:50:08,167 Chicane? 751 00:50:08,792 --> 00:50:11,001 Like research facilities? - Yes. 752 00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:13,251 He, um... He's a scientist. 753 00:50:13,834 --> 00:50:15,501 Oh, oh. - Yes. 754 00:50:16,459 --> 00:50:19,876 I just wish... I can see them more. 755 00:50:21,334 --> 00:50:22,626 So sorry. - It's OK. 756 00:50:24,376 --> 00:50:25,251 So... 757 00:50:28,334 --> 00:50:29,459 You don't like her? 758 00:50:29,542 --> 00:50:30,542 Oh... Wha... 759 00:50:31,709 --> 00:50:33,292 Oh, yeah... her? 760 00:50:33,459 --> 00:50:34,876 Yes. - OH. 761 00:50:35,084 --> 00:50:36,126 Are not. 762 00:50:37,334 --> 00:50:38,209 Joe! 763 00:50:38,751 --> 00:50:39,626 Zach! 764 00:50:40,251 --> 00:50:41,126 KIT! 765 00:50:41,959 --> 00:50:42,959 No, I mean... 766 00:50:43,042 --> 00:50:43,959 No. 767 00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:47,876 It's funny that you saying that, um, actually... 768 00:50:48,001 --> 00:50:50,376 that you mentioned that... because, um... 769 00:50:51,751 --> 00:50:52,876 Actually... 770 00:50:54,584 --> 00:50:55,584 I... 771 00:50:56,626 --> 00:50:58,751 I, um... I like you. 772 00:51:00,751 --> 00:51:02,126 Do you like me? 773 00:51:03,542 --> 00:51:06,501 Correct. Um, like... 774 00:51:06,709 --> 00:51:07,917 like very much. 775 00:51:08,376 --> 00:51:10,501 I think you are very beautiful. So... 776 00:51:10,584 --> 00:51:13,334 Oh. Alright. I got it. 777 00:51:13,792 --> 00:51:16,126 Well, for the record... 778 00:51:16,376 --> 00:51:19,376 I don't think either you are so terrible. 779 00:51:19,459 --> 00:51:21,834 Oh, you can be funny. - Mm-hm. I can. 780 00:51:22,834 --> 00:51:26,751 I know this isn't it best time, um, but... 781 00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:29,209 I was wondering, if... 782 00:51:29,334 --> 00:51:31,751 you might want to have... 783 00:51:31,917 --> 00:51:34,292 This dance with me. 784 00:51:37,334 --> 00:51:39,667 Zach, no music. 785 00:51:39,917 --> 00:51:41,042 Oh, um... 786 00:51:41,751 --> 00:51:42,751 Yes... 787 00:51:46,417 --> 00:51:47,584 There may be. 788 00:51:51,251 --> 00:51:53,417 Don't be a jerk love just wants to have sex 789 00:51:53,751 --> 00:51:56,084 Before the world ends? 790 00:51:57,167 --> 00:51:58,334 I just want to dance... 791 00:52:01,042 --> 00:52:02,084 with you. 792 00:52:07,334 --> 00:52:11,709 Joe! Take me away. Fuck me. - Alright. Alright. 793 00:52:12,917 --> 00:52:14,626 Try your best! Don't stop now. 794 00:52:14,751 --> 00:52:15,751 Oh, good. 795 00:52:17,376 --> 00:52:18,792 Oh, Joe! 796 00:52:18,876 --> 00:52:22,084 Wait-wait-wait! Stop, stop stop, stop, stop! Wait, wait! 797 00:52:22,209 --> 00:52:23,042 One second! - ARE NOT! 798 00:52:23,126 --> 00:52:24,417 Please wait a second! - Slap me! 799 00:52:24,834 --> 00:52:26,167 Slap me! 800 00:52:32,126 --> 00:52:34,417 Oh, yeah... Just found this song. 801 00:52:34,501 --> 00:52:35,542 Um-hmm. 802 00:52:36,626 --> 00:52:38,042 You really have can know this. 803 00:52:38,126 --> 00:52:39,584 Yes? - Um... 804 00:52:41,876 --> 00:52:43,084 Okay. 805 00:52:43,167 --> 00:52:46,876 Relax, Don Juan. 806 00:53:05,084 --> 00:53:06,417 You are so beautiful. 807 00:53:45,459 --> 00:53:47,084 What's wrong with the lights? 808 00:53:49,334 --> 00:53:50,751 You don't want to know. 809 00:53:56,709 --> 00:53:57,751 Happy birthday. 810 00:54:18,709 --> 00:54:21,501 It's freezing here. - Shut up! Shut up. 811 00:54:46,001 --> 00:54:47,959 Not on my watch. 812 00:54:58,042 --> 00:55:00,167 Merry Christmas. 813 00:55:01,126 --> 00:55:03,251 Look at that scar. - Where did you get that? 814 00:55:03,376 --> 00:55:04,334 In a war. 815 00:55:04,584 --> 00:55:06,751 Battle? - Yes. With a cat. 816 00:55:06,834 --> 00:55:09,001 Ah, the real thing? - Fully grown. 817 00:55:09,084 --> 00:55:10,417 OH. - Yes. 818 00:55:12,334 --> 00:55:14,251 So we understand it. 819 00:55:14,542 --> 00:55:15,751 You guys had sex. 820 00:55:16,542 --> 00:55:17,917 ARE NOT! We didn't. - Are not. 821 00:55:18,001 --> 00:55:19,542 Why do you think that? 822 00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:24,001 By the way, what's up with the lights? So? Poor wiring or... 823 00:55:24,126 --> 00:55:25,917 Oh... well, yeah... 824 00:55:26,084 --> 00:55:27,917 In the heat of the moment, and uh... well... 825 00:55:28,001 --> 00:55:29,126 Guys, guys, guys! 826 00:55:29,792 --> 00:55:31,542 I think I understand now. - What? 827 00:55:32,167 --> 00:55:33,709 This morning when they I left home - 828 00:55:33,792 --> 00:55:35,542 There is blue smoke in the forest. 829 00:55:37,626 --> 00:55:39,167 Don't recall that, no. 830 00:55:39,334 --> 00:55:41,667 Well, let me explain. 831 00:56:00,751 --> 00:56:02,126 Right! Don't you remember? 832 00:56:02,209 --> 00:56:03,751 Still don't remember. 833 00:56:03,834 --> 00:56:06,542 ARE NOT! I also saw it when... 834 00:56:07,459 --> 00:56:09,376 What the hell?! 835 00:56:09,709 --> 00:56:12,209 Hey, you idiot. Where is everyone? 836 00:56:12,334 --> 00:56:13,376 Huh? 837 00:56:13,459 --> 00:56:16,001 I'm Joe. I'm Zach's best friend. 838 00:56:16,292 --> 00:56:18,667 Zach has a penis much bigger than me. 839 00:56:18,751 --> 00:56:20,667 I love him very much. 840 00:56:21,459 --> 00:56:22,376 I never said that! 841 00:56:22,459 --> 00:56:24,584 Alright. We will continue. Them we will continue. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 842 00:56:24,959 --> 00:56:26,792 Um, at that time Jaakko was like - 843 00:56:27,001 --> 00:56:29,042 Uh, I'm not the best in the field 844 00:56:29,126 --> 00:56:32,292 hey but i think every Everyone goes in that direction. 845 00:56:32,542 --> 00:56:33,709 No, that's not true. 846 00:56:34,042 --> 00:56:35,876 Um... ah, your voice sounds like... 847 00:56:35,959 --> 00:56:38,501 Jaa... I'm Jaakko. Are not. Um. 848 00:56:38,584 --> 00:56:39,959 Hold on. Let me try again. 849 00:56:40,459 --> 00:56:42,001 I am not the best but 850 00:56:42,084 --> 00:56:45,334 I think everyone are all going in that direction. 851 00:56:45,834 --> 00:56:47,959 I... again. I keep doing it. 852 00:56:48,209 --> 00:56:50,917 Um. Looks pretty lame. 853 00:56:51,126 --> 00:56:52,167 That's still not true. 854 00:56:52,251 --> 00:56:53,542 No, no. Sounds good. 855 00:56:53,709 --> 00:56:55,501 Is it cool? - Yes. Yes, that's good. 856 00:56:55,584 --> 00:56:57,292 Cool. - It's done. 857 00:56:58,084 --> 00:56:59,292 Anyway... 858 00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:04,126 W-What about the smoke what about green? Um... 859 00:57:04,209 --> 00:57:05,417 Well, please wait. 860 00:57:06,376 --> 00:57:07,417 It's coming. 861 00:57:07,792 --> 00:57:11,292 And I guess it looks like a sexy nun party. 862 00:57:12,376 --> 00:57:15,292 And then there's the party Great 80s looks 863 00:57:15,376 --> 00:57:17,167 really great! Perhaps none of this nonsense 864 00:57:17,251 --> 00:57:18,792 What will happen if we go there? 865 00:57:18,959 --> 00:57:21,167 OH. Where? OH. 866 00:57:23,584 --> 00:57:25,251 It's relevant What comes to The Creeps? 867 00:57:25,334 --> 00:57:26,209 You. 868 00:57:26,292 --> 00:57:27,959 Whenever we kill one of those Creeps - 869 00:57:28,209 --> 00:57:30,501 Green blood gushed out. Right? 870 00:57:32,417 --> 00:57:34,292 And their eyes, they glow green. 871 00:57:35,292 --> 00:57:36,501 Like... 872 00:57:39,084 --> 00:57:40,584 smoke the northern lights. 873 00:57:44,751 --> 00:57:45,751 ARE NOT? Oh! 874 00:57:47,584 --> 00:57:49,542 In the book Jaakko Found in the woods... 875 00:57:49,626 --> 00:57:50,542 This is my book 876 00:57:50,626 --> 00:57:52,709 Well that's your book. You found this in the forest. 877 00:57:52,792 --> 00:57:53,792 Here is the answer for 878 00:57:53,876 --> 00:57:55,417 everything is happening here. 879 00:57:56,792 --> 00:57:59,376 Oh, you mean The Creeps?! - Yes, exactly. 880 00:57:59,626 --> 00:58:02,876 They are like evil spirits This is from another dimension. 881 00:58:03,209 --> 00:58:04,501 Ouch. - This is crazy. 882 00:58:04,584 --> 00:58:05,667 That's amazing. 883 00:58:05,751 --> 00:58:07,417 Yes, it's great Jaakko. 884 00:58:07,501 --> 00:58:09,417 And this book... it's like a diary. 885 00:58:09,501 --> 00:58:11,709 There are pictures all about these. Look! 886 00:58:12,292 --> 00:58:13,167 Oh my God. 887 00:58:13,251 --> 00:58:15,501 There is a machine that produces smoke. 888 00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:16,667 Ouch. 889 00:58:17,459 --> 00:58:19,917 And someone set this up. - Ah. 890 00:58:20,501 --> 00:58:21,501 But why? 891 00:58:23,584 --> 00:58:25,167 Oh, I think I know! 892 00:58:26,084 --> 00:58:27,292 Someone... 893 00:58:27,584 --> 00:58:29,626 hate ski resorts. 894 00:58:32,626 --> 00:58:33,459 Are not. 895 00:58:34,084 --> 00:58:35,251 Alright. Are not. Forget it. 896 00:58:35,751 --> 00:58:38,584 Well, it looks like it catches starting from World War II - 897 00:58:38,667 --> 00:58:41,126 but I can't read anything. Everything is in German... 898 00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:44,126 and Russian and yes... yes German symbols 899 00:58:44,209 --> 00:58:46,292 Nazis and all that this crazy drawing, and... 900 00:58:48,167 --> 00:58:49,167 and Chicane. 901 00:58:50,751 --> 00:58:54,292 Chicane. My dad's Chicane? - Yes. 902 00:58:54,459 --> 00:58:56,334 And somehow all are all connected to The Creeps. 903 00:58:56,959 --> 00:59:00,167 And I believe. I firmly believe - 904 00:59:00,542 --> 00:59:03,876 that the source of all these This crazy murder is... 905 00:59:05,626 --> 00:59:06,751 from that blue smoke. 906 00:59:07,376 --> 00:59:09,501 Yes! Blue smoke, my dear! 907 00:59:10,876 --> 00:59:12,417 No, no. Not like weed. 908 00:59:12,501 --> 00:59:14,459 Not... like... like like green... 909 00:59:14,542 --> 00:59:17,001 from the machine. The machine. Not weed. 910 00:59:17,667 --> 00:59:18,417 The machine. 911 00:59:21,876 --> 00:59:22,876 Are not. 912 00:59:23,709 --> 00:59:25,292 I want to kill him. 913 00:59:26,167 --> 00:59:28,876 That's completely true sounds cliché... 914 00:59:28,959 --> 00:59:32,751 birth feature wrestling, writing B movies... 915 00:59:34,209 --> 00:59:35,084 But... 916 00:59:36,542 --> 00:59:38,001 in this case... 917 00:59:38,251 --> 00:59:40,459 in fact it might even be... 918 00:59:41,251 --> 00:59:42,209 right. 919 00:59:43,501 --> 00:59:44,584 Thank. 920 00:59:46,042 --> 00:59:47,001 Oh! 921 00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:49,334 Wait! Is it okay if I do that? - It's OK. 922 00:59:50,292 --> 00:59:52,251 Oh! OH! - What's going on? 923 00:59:52,334 --> 00:59:54,417 Oh my God, Dad, is that kiss that we see? 924 00:59:54,584 --> 00:59:57,084 What's going on here? 925 00:59:58,084 --> 00:59:59,126 Hey, hey. 926 00:59:59,209 --> 01:00:02,459 I think this is cabin of love. 927 01:00:14,126 --> 01:00:16,251 OH. Damned. 928 01:00:17,001 --> 01:00:19,751 Um... sorry guys. That's my dad. 929 01:00:23,501 --> 01:00:25,501 Hey, let's go to sleep. - Alright. Right behind you. 930 01:00:26,376 --> 01:00:28,792 Hey Zach. Maybe you're already asleep. 931 01:00:28,876 --> 01:00:30,251 If only he knew the truth... 932 01:00:30,584 --> 01:00:32,626 I just want to wish Happy birthday to you. 933 01:00:34,042 --> 01:00:35,542 I was a little surprised. 934 01:00:35,667 --> 01:00:37,542 Alright. A big surprise for you tomorrow - 935 01:00:37,667 --> 01:00:39,417 and I can't wait want you to see it. 936 01:00:39,751 --> 01:00:40,667 You know what? 937 01:00:40,751 --> 01:00:42,626 I'm very proud of you. 938 01:00:42,876 --> 01:00:44,376 And I love you, son. 939 01:00:45,376 --> 01:00:46,626 I love you too, dad. 940 01:00:51,209 --> 01:00:52,042 Have a good night! 941 01:00:53,084 --> 01:00:54,626 It's Christopher Lambert! 942 01:00:54,709 --> 01:00:55,834 And they said... 943 01:00:58,792 --> 01:00:59,792 Finland... 944 01:01:00,417 --> 01:01:04,167 is one of the nations safest house in the world. 945 01:01:04,709 --> 01:01:05,876 Ha-ha! 946 01:01:14,626 --> 01:01:16,542 I hope you don't mind. 947 01:01:16,876 --> 01:01:18,584 I'll be on my way soon. 948 01:01:18,667 --> 01:01:20,292 That's absolutely amazing. 949 01:01:21,209 --> 01:01:24,792 So you are a Hollywood superstar? 950 01:01:24,876 --> 01:01:26,584 I am. Yes. 951 01:01:27,126 --> 01:01:28,126 Um... 952 01:01:30,001 --> 01:01:31,167 Are you okay? 953 01:01:31,626 --> 01:01:33,834 I - I - I love you... 954 01:01:36,459 --> 01:01:38,584 You must be Zach. 955 01:01:39,709 --> 01:01:42,542 You know my name? - Of course. 956 01:01:42,792 --> 01:01:44,751 Your father told me about you. 957 01:01:45,001 --> 01:01:46,209 My dad? Uh? 958 01:01:46,709 --> 01:01:51,042 Yes. I want to wish Happy birthday to you 959 01:01:51,834 --> 01:01:55,626 on this very crazy day. 960 01:01:55,751 --> 01:01:58,292 Am I dreaming? I... am... am I dreaming? 961 01:01:59,709 --> 01:02:01,459 Just remember... 962 01:02:01,542 --> 01:02:03,501 you only have one life. 963 01:02:04,209 --> 01:02:07,542 So choose the best one. 964 01:02:07,917 --> 01:02:11,126 Fight for these what you believe is true. 965 01:02:11,626 --> 01:02:13,709 Surround yourself... 966 01:02:13,792 --> 01:02:16,001 with friends and people loved one, 967 01:02:16,084 --> 01:02:18,792 real people concern for you. 968 01:02:18,876 --> 01:02:21,542 Follow your passion and dreams 969 01:02:22,084 --> 01:02:25,292 and always believe in yourself. 970 01:02:26,084 --> 01:02:27,542 This is crazy. 971 01:02:28,084 --> 01:02:31,709 So go and pursue The greatest gift of all. 972 01:02:32,001 --> 01:02:33,126 Life. 973 01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:36,042 Be kind and charming. 974 01:02:36,459 --> 01:02:40,667 And always look at things with an open heart. 975 01:02:41,459 --> 01:02:42,917 And I promise you, 976 01:02:43,376 --> 01:02:45,709 Your dream will come true. 977 01:02:46,251 --> 01:02:47,751 I believe in you. 978 01:03:01,001 --> 01:03:02,917 Stay safe, kids. 979 01:03:05,959 --> 01:03:07,042 I will come back. 980 01:03:08,792 --> 01:03:11,834 Dude, it's Christopher Damn Lambert! 981 01:03:13,709 --> 01:03:14,584 That's amazing. 982 01:03:18,834 --> 01:03:20,209 Thank you, dad. 983 01:03:21,584 --> 01:03:23,042 I know what I have to do now. 984 01:03:23,126 --> 01:03:25,167 Hey, me too. 985 01:03:26,959 --> 01:03:28,417 What... - Hey boy. 986 01:03:28,501 --> 01:03:29,959 Oh my God. I don't know if I have Can you eat those things? 987 01:03:30,042 --> 01:03:31,292 Hey, gluten-free. 988 01:03:31,376 --> 01:03:32,709 Cookies! - You can eat those. 989 01:03:32,792 --> 01:03:34,667 How do you know? - That's Biff's secret. 990 01:03:35,459 --> 01:03:37,417 He has bad things just like you. 991 01:03:37,584 --> 01:03:39,792 Also you need energy. Huh? 992 01:03:40,376 --> 01:03:41,417 Alright. - Just take one. 993 01:03:41,501 --> 01:03:43,001 Alright. Uh... - Hey! 994 01:03:43,167 --> 01:03:44,584 Congratulations. - Congratulations. 995 01:03:48,834 --> 01:03:50,209 That's good. 996 01:03:50,959 --> 01:03:52,126 Oh my God. 997 01:03:52,792 --> 01:03:54,792 It's very good. - Yes. 998 01:03:55,084 --> 01:03:56,876 This is a funky flavor. 999 01:03:57,209 --> 01:03:58,292 What is that? 1000 01:03:58,376 --> 01:03:59,417 Banana. 1001 01:04:06,792 --> 01:04:09,084 What's in those cookies? 1002 01:04:09,209 --> 01:04:13,042 They work, like like a Spielberg movie... 1003 01:04:14,209 --> 01:04:18,001 Dude. If they I intend to kill Kurgan - 1004 01:04:18,084 --> 01:04:20,501 Kurgan? Guys, that's talent Highlander reference material. 1005 01:04:20,876 --> 01:04:22,959 Jaakko just did it. Today is my birthday... 1006 01:04:23,042 --> 01:04:24,709 You need to see it! - Are you going to... 1007 01:04:25,042 --> 01:04:26,751 You will need this. 1008 01:04:27,001 --> 01:04:29,334 Oh my God...ha-ha! 1009 01:04:30,292 --> 01:04:33,001 Thank you Ramírez. - Nothing. 1010 01:04:35,209 --> 01:04:38,959 The feeling you feel seeing is Quickness. 1011 01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:42,459 What's going on? - They are completely baked. 1012 01:04:43,251 --> 01:04:44,501 I feel it. 1013 01:04:46,751 --> 01:04:48,251 I feel it! 1014 01:04:48,751 --> 01:04:49,709 You know - 1015 01:04:49,917 --> 01:04:51,251 we are one - Yes. 1016 01:04:51,334 --> 01:04:53,334 We are brothers. - Correct. 1017 01:04:55,167 --> 01:04:56,542 Let's finish this game! 1018 01:04:56,834 --> 01:04:58,876 Hey, maybe I should stay here and 1019 01:04:58,959 --> 01:05:01,834 protect the girls ours, right? 1020 01:05:01,917 --> 01:05:03,334 Yes man. That's great. - Yes. 1021 01:05:04,667 --> 01:05:08,209 Greet! Highlanders. Take your coat. 1022 01:05:08,292 --> 01:05:10,459 We need to go. Austria Your coat is over there. 1023 01:05:10,542 --> 01:05:12,126 Try your best! - Where are we going again? 1024 01:05:12,209 --> 01:05:13,626 Hello ladies... 1025 01:05:14,167 --> 01:05:15,542 Tracking cookies. 1026 01:05:15,917 --> 01:05:18,084 Come get the cookies. 1027 01:05:18,167 --> 01:05:20,126 Hehe. It's a cookie. 1028 01:05:22,292 --> 01:05:24,126 Today is my birthday! 1029 01:05:24,209 --> 01:05:26,126 Yes! Happy birthday Zach! 1030 01:05:26,292 --> 01:05:27,459 Thank you Joe! 1031 01:05:28,459 --> 01:05:29,626 Oh shit! 1032 01:05:29,751 --> 01:05:31,001 Car crash! 1033 01:05:32,376 --> 01:05:34,084 I had sex! 1034 01:05:34,167 --> 01:05:36,792 I met Christopher Lambert! Oh! 1035 01:05:37,459 --> 01:05:39,709 You! Shut up! 1036 01:05:40,376 --> 01:05:42,292 I'm not a virgin anymore! 1037 01:05:42,376 --> 01:05:45,084 I'm still a virgin! - Yes! 1038 01:05:45,667 --> 01:05:47,376 Car crash! - Car crash! 1039 01:05:47,459 --> 01:05:48,292 Damn it! 1040 01:05:51,126 --> 01:05:53,376 Oh! - We're here! 1041 01:05:53,626 --> 01:05:55,834 Dude. Do you remember when Did we just do that? 1042 01:05:55,917 --> 01:05:56,917 What? 1043 01:05:57,292 --> 01:05:58,459 We just went downhill. 1044 01:05:58,542 --> 01:06:00,626 When? - Oh shit. Greet! 1045 01:06:00,959 --> 01:06:02,251 You are here! 1046 01:06:06,042 --> 01:06:07,626 That's a strong woman. - I like her. 1047 01:06:07,709 --> 01:06:09,709 She's so feisty, and I absolutely love that. 1048 01:06:09,792 --> 01:06:10,709 That's right. 1049 01:06:13,334 --> 01:06:15,001 First-person shooter? 1050 01:06:15,542 --> 01:06:16,751 First-person shooters, baby. 1051 01:06:17,001 --> 01:06:19,001 Yes! - Boom! 1052 01:06:19,584 --> 01:06:23,542 Na-na-na-na-na, Batman! 1053 01:06:24,334 --> 01:06:26,501 Pretty. Because you have a stick. - See. 1054 01:06:28,501 --> 01:06:29,542 Alright. 1055 01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:33,292 Oh shit! 1056 01:06:40,042 --> 01:06:41,334 Three points! - Are you guys okay? 1057 01:06:41,459 --> 01:06:43,209 Yes! Are you Okay?! 1058 01:06:43,417 --> 01:06:45,167 I'm perfectly healthy, honey. - Yes! 1059 01:06:45,251 --> 01:06:47,042 They just keep coming. 1060 01:06:47,251 --> 01:06:48,751 Like sexy nun. 1061 01:06:50,584 --> 01:06:51,542 Oh my God! 1062 01:06:59,751 --> 01:07:01,792 Greet! Splash it baby! 1063 01:07:02,792 --> 01:07:04,334 Haha! Yes man! 1064 01:07:04,709 --> 01:07:07,501 Splash two! Opera. 1065 01:07:07,584 --> 01:07:09,084 Nice man! - I like it very much! 1066 01:07:09,417 --> 01:07:11,334 Congratulations! - You! You! 1067 01:07:11,584 --> 01:07:13,251 Come here! Try your best. Let's go. 1068 01:07:22,542 --> 01:07:24,584 Try your best! Here! - Zach, come on! Zach! 1069 01:07:24,667 --> 01:07:25,667 Damned! 1070 01:07:30,667 --> 01:07:32,709 We need to close the door! Try your best! 1071 01:07:39,501 --> 01:07:41,251 Return. Try your best! 1072 01:07:45,876 --> 01:07:47,876 Wait, wait, wait wait, wait, wait! 1073 01:07:48,459 --> 01:07:49,459 What is the plan? 1074 01:07:53,376 --> 01:07:55,626 OH! That's genius. - OH. 1075 01:07:56,792 --> 01:07:59,126 Ohhh. - Smart. She's smart. 1076 01:07:59,501 --> 01:08:02,167 You are a smart person the best I know. You know? 1077 01:08:03,126 --> 01:08:04,792 You're so tall, my dear. 1078 01:08:05,917 --> 01:08:07,042 Damned! 1079 01:08:11,209 --> 01:08:14,126 Oh my God! That's terrible! 1080 01:08:14,792 --> 01:08:16,792 That's disgusting. 1081 01:08:17,167 --> 01:08:18,626 Yes! - Oh. 1082 01:08:19,251 --> 01:08:20,792 The way it melts makes me 1083 01:08:20,876 --> 01:08:22,792 remember when I ate ice cream... 1084 01:08:22,917 --> 01:08:24,126 Oh, hey! 1085 01:08:27,292 --> 01:08:28,417 I think it's playing a game. 1086 01:08:33,709 --> 01:08:36,584 Are you able to stay awake? You? Try your best! 1087 01:08:37,626 --> 01:08:39,126 Hey, I'm so sorry. 1088 01:08:39,417 --> 01:08:41,126 Don't leave me like this. 1089 01:08:52,334 --> 01:08:54,001 Oh, what a snake! 1090 01:08:54,376 --> 01:08:56,084 You mean my cock? 1091 01:08:57,334 --> 01:08:58,667 Oh, please. 1092 01:08:59,001 --> 01:09:00,292 Stop it. 1093 01:09:02,876 --> 01:09:03,876 Joe? 1094 01:09:04,626 --> 01:09:05,751 Zach? 1095 01:09:09,709 --> 01:09:10,626 Thoi? 1096 01:09:13,917 --> 01:09:16,084 What are you doing? What the hell is going on here?! 1097 01:09:18,209 --> 01:09:20,667 How did you two get in here? 1098 01:09:20,751 --> 01:09:22,376 Greet! You want a hologram! 1099 01:09:22,459 --> 01:09:24,251 Greet! Whist. 1100 01:09:30,167 --> 01:09:31,376 You are so... 1101 01:09:32,042 --> 01:09:33,459 damn! 1102 01:09:33,542 --> 01:09:34,501 I have this. 1103 01:09:34,792 --> 01:09:36,751 I have this. - Stay with us. Are not. 1104 01:09:36,834 --> 01:09:39,334 I don't even know your name, but I have... 1105 01:09:40,376 --> 01:09:42,459 I will... protect you, ladies. 1106 01:09:44,334 --> 01:09:46,042 Killer underwear. 1107 01:09:46,167 --> 01:09:47,501 Where did you buy them? 1108 01:09:48,001 --> 01:09:49,417 Loser 'R' us? 1109 01:09:49,834 --> 01:09:50,834 Now go away! 1110 01:09:51,042 --> 01:09:53,501 No Biff! You leave us alone! 1111 01:09:54,001 --> 01:09:55,459 What did you say?! 1112 01:09:55,751 --> 01:09:57,834 You know, you're an asshole! 1113 01:09:58,209 --> 01:09:59,917 Huh? You know what else? 1114 01:10:01,001 --> 01:10:02,209 Life is too short - 1115 01:10:02,501 --> 01:10:05,209 be associated with these people like you, so - 1116 01:10:05,584 --> 01:10:06,876 Damn Biff! 1117 01:10:07,876 --> 01:10:10,834 You really think that Do they care about you? 1118 01:10:13,251 --> 01:10:15,751 I have learned that from a true friend. 1119 01:10:16,001 --> 01:10:17,376 You bastard! 1120 01:10:17,459 --> 01:10:19,292 I know you are, but - 1121 01:10:19,501 --> 01:10:20,417 What am I? 1122 01:10:20,501 --> 01:10:21,501 A hero! 1123 01:10:23,959 --> 01:10:25,251 That's right! 1124 01:10:25,751 --> 01:10:27,001 A hero! 1125 01:10:30,626 --> 01:10:32,542 It's called Back to the Future! 1126 01:10:32,834 --> 01:10:34,001 You bastard! 1127 01:10:41,751 --> 01:10:43,876 Hero! Hero! Hero! 1128 01:10:44,792 --> 01:10:45,876 Return. 1129 01:10:48,209 --> 01:10:50,292 Should we continue, ladies? 1130 01:10:50,376 --> 01:10:51,376 Yes! 1131 01:10:53,001 --> 01:10:54,417 Can you help me up? - Yes. 1132 01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:55,917 OH. This is difficult. - Alright. 1133 01:10:56,001 --> 01:10:57,126 Argh! 1134 01:11:12,751 --> 01:11:14,501 Oh man, there's a car! 1135 01:11:14,876 --> 01:11:16,792 Oh sweet. What does mine say? 1136 01:11:17,417 --> 01:11:19,959 We can saw a car. 1137 01:11:20,584 --> 01:11:22,376 I love that movie though. - I also like it very much. 1138 01:11:22,584 --> 01:11:25,709 The three best movies ever made. - The top three? That's pretty good. 1139 01:11:25,834 --> 01:11:27,334 What the hell?! 1140 01:11:29,751 --> 01:11:31,292 Did you hear anything? - OH. 1141 01:11:31,709 --> 01:11:34,042 Joe, you won't don't believe this... 1142 01:11:34,126 --> 01:11:35,876 Huh? - That's my belly. 1143 01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:39,126 My stomach. I'm hungry. I'm very... 1144 01:11:39,209 --> 01:11:40,667 I'm never hungry like this before. 1145 01:11:40,751 --> 01:11:42,334 Natalia? Do you have food? 1146 01:11:42,417 --> 01:11:44,001 We will... - We need food. 1147 01:11:44,126 --> 01:11:45,584 You! Concentrate! 1148 01:11:45,959 --> 01:11:47,626 Please. God! 1149 01:11:48,167 --> 01:11:51,292 Greet! But I have a cake sandwiches! I got it from the store. 1150 01:11:51,376 --> 01:11:52,751 Do you have sandwiches? - Uh-huh. 1151 01:11:52,876 --> 01:11:54,834 Oh what is that? - Um... 1152 01:11:55,001 --> 01:11:56,584 I don't know? - Is it similar to wheat? 1153 01:11:56,667 --> 01:11:59,209 No, I think it's like... - I can't eat gluten. 1154 01:11:59,334 --> 01:12:00,834 I think it's ham, man. - Ham? 1155 01:12:00,917 --> 01:12:02,751 It's ham. - Shh! You. 1156 01:12:02,834 --> 01:12:04,042 Whist. 1157 01:12:07,167 --> 01:12:09,584 CCP. Oh! 1158 01:12:10,209 --> 01:12:11,917 You! Joe! Joe! 1159 01:12:12,251 --> 01:12:14,167 This must be the source. 1160 01:12:14,876 --> 01:12:16,834 Highlander 5 guys! - OH! 1161 01:12:17,584 --> 01:12:20,251 Whist! - How to turn it off? You? 1162 01:12:20,501 --> 01:12:21,542 OH. 1163 01:12:21,792 --> 01:12:24,209 Um... Oh, the book! The answer is in the book! 1164 01:12:24,459 --> 01:12:25,584 Book. 1165 01:12:25,876 --> 01:12:27,292 Damn book. 1166 01:12:27,417 --> 01:12:28,626 Book. 1167 01:12:29,042 --> 01:12:30,292 Book. 1168 01:12:33,709 --> 01:12:35,376 Uh, stab it by a car. 1169 01:12:35,709 --> 01:12:36,792 Let's do it. 1170 01:12:37,459 --> 01:12:38,459 You forgot the book. 1171 01:12:38,626 --> 01:12:39,584 I forgot the book. 1172 01:12:40,167 --> 01:12:41,626 Great! - You guys... 1173 01:12:43,709 --> 01:12:44,834 Let's blow it up. 1174 01:12:45,459 --> 01:12:46,334 What? 1175 01:12:47,376 --> 01:12:48,251 Alright. 1176 01:12:51,126 --> 01:12:52,459 Joe, are you okay? - Damn it! 1177 01:12:53,542 --> 01:12:54,709 All good. 1178 01:12:55,001 --> 01:12:56,209 Oh! Argh! Argh! 1179 01:12:56,292 --> 01:12:57,917 What?! - Dude, did you kill him?! 1180 01:12:58,001 --> 01:13:00,042 I didn't kill him. He was there, the dog. 1181 01:13:00,584 --> 01:13:02,459 The guy was here when we arrived. 1182 01:13:02,542 --> 01:13:03,501 You guys... - He's dead. 1183 01:13:03,584 --> 01:13:04,959 He's dead. That's not good. 1184 01:13:05,042 --> 01:13:06,626 That's not good. 1185 01:13:06,876 --> 01:13:09,959 That's - that's good. That's so good! 1186 01:13:10,042 --> 01:13:11,042 Zach?! 1187 01:13:12,584 --> 01:13:13,751 What's wrong, honey? 1188 01:13:14,167 --> 01:13:16,334 Okay, sir, I'm 20 years old. 1189 01:13:16,542 --> 01:13:17,626 You are so cute. 1190 01:13:17,792 --> 01:13:19,584 And you're eating regular bread. 1191 01:13:21,334 --> 01:13:22,292 Yes. 1192 01:13:23,667 --> 01:13:24,667 Oh... 1193 01:13:25,959 --> 01:13:27,001 Oh! 1194 01:13:30,209 --> 01:13:32,376 Does it say something? 1195 01:13:32,584 --> 01:13:35,667 What? All I heard was... 1196 01:13:39,334 --> 01:13:40,334 Oh shit! 1197 01:13:43,501 --> 01:13:45,709 Is this true? Ah... Okay. 1198 01:13:50,042 --> 01:13:51,292 Oh, damn! 1199 01:13:59,167 --> 01:14:00,542 Argh! 1200 01:14:08,709 --> 01:14:09,917 Not today! 1201 01:14:15,542 --> 01:14:17,334 Joe! Beware! - Wargh! 1202 01:14:19,167 --> 01:14:20,417 It's snow! 1203 01:14:24,209 --> 01:14:25,334 Stupid snow! 1204 01:14:37,376 --> 01:14:38,917 Help! Help! 1205 01:14:40,001 --> 01:14:41,084 Zach?! 1206 01:14:42,042 --> 01:14:43,084 Ninja! 1207 01:14:49,584 --> 01:14:51,001 Smells so... 1208 01:14:53,709 --> 01:14:54,709 Zach?! 1209 01:14:56,126 --> 01:14:57,417 Stay away from me! 1210 01:15:04,251 --> 01:15:05,834 It's time to explode. 1211 01:15:15,959 --> 01:15:17,501 Oh... - Get up! 1212 01:15:19,334 --> 01:15:20,417 Thank. 1213 01:15:26,334 --> 01:15:27,334 What? 1214 01:15:31,209 --> 01:15:33,292 Oh, I need to stop Doing drugs, man. 1215 01:15:33,834 --> 01:15:34,876 Oh... 1216 01:15:41,792 --> 01:15:43,292 Where the hell is Zach?! 1217 01:15:43,376 --> 01:15:45,042 I do not know. Damn... pickup truck! 1218 01:15:45,501 --> 01:15:47,251 Oh, damn! 1219 01:15:48,501 --> 01:15:50,084 Try your best! - Oh shit! 1220 01:15:52,709 --> 01:15:54,126 Where the hell is Zach?! 1221 01:15:54,792 --> 01:15:55,917 What the hell! 1222 01:15:56,084 --> 01:15:57,917 Oh shit! Damned! 1223 01:15:58,001 --> 01:15:59,459 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 1224 01:15:59,542 --> 01:16:00,792 Come on, come on, come on. - Go, go, go, go! 1225 01:16:12,001 --> 01:16:14,251 Hello! 1226 01:16:14,376 --> 01:16:15,501 Are you Okay? 1227 01:16:16,959 --> 01:16:19,834 You look so scary. Um... how are you? 1228 01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:29,126 Try your best. Try your best. Try your best. 1229 01:16:29,876 --> 01:16:33,709 Okay here we go. I'm about to Destroy some snowy ass. 1230 01:16:34,334 --> 01:16:35,126 Alright! 1231 01:16:41,167 --> 01:16:43,167 Alright. Alright. Again. 1232 01:16:43,626 --> 01:16:44,667 Alright. 1233 01:16:45,584 --> 01:16:47,334 Try your best. Try your best. Try your best. Try your best. 1234 01:16:53,626 --> 01:16:55,959 OH! That poor man! 1235 01:17:03,917 --> 01:17:04,792 OH! 1236 01:17:05,542 --> 01:17:08,667 That's so close. That's... argh... 1237 01:17:17,959 --> 01:17:18,959 Damn it! 1238 01:17:22,084 --> 01:17:23,042 Actually?! 1239 01:17:30,001 --> 01:17:31,959 Lambert! Please! 1240 01:17:36,709 --> 01:17:38,542 Go, go, go, go! - Yes, okay! 1241 01:17:38,626 --> 01:17:39,626 Ready?! 1242 01:17:45,459 --> 01:17:48,167 Again! Alright. Oh shit! - Wa-ha-ha! 1243 01:17:48,251 --> 01:17:49,334 Oh shit! 1244 01:17:49,417 --> 01:17:51,626 Damn it! I have a spirit I feel bad about this! 1245 01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:52,584 Damn it! 1246 01:17:52,959 --> 01:17:54,626 Damn... Oh! OH! 1247 01:17:54,709 --> 01:17:56,334 They came to rescue us! 1248 01:18:12,959 --> 01:18:15,042 Oh shit! - Oh shit! 1249 01:18:20,917 --> 01:18:22,626 You will die. 1250 01:18:22,876 --> 01:18:24,834 Like all your types. 1251 01:18:25,126 --> 01:18:28,042 We will travel through the portal to your world - 1252 01:18:28,501 --> 01:18:29,834 and destroy it. 1253 01:18:30,834 --> 01:18:31,959 What? 1254 01:18:32,209 --> 01:18:33,084 A portal? 1255 01:18:39,917 --> 01:18:42,626 You know what? You just committed one classic villain mistake - 1256 01:18:42,709 --> 01:18:43,542 wants to become a Kurgan. 1257 01:18:44,459 --> 01:18:46,376 You just told me everything your plan. Yes. 1258 01:18:46,459 --> 01:18:47,709 That's right. 1259 01:18:52,792 --> 01:18:55,709 It's too late. - Oh shit! 1260 01:19:01,876 --> 01:19:02,959 Please, please... 1261 01:19:03,042 --> 01:19:05,292 Please, please! Wait, wait! 1262 01:19:09,751 --> 01:19:12,001 Lambert?! - Hello Zach. 1263 01:19:12,459 --> 01:19:14,042 Did you call? 1264 01:19:17,542 --> 01:19:18,542 Go! 1265 01:19:31,292 --> 01:19:33,001 Finally... 1266 01:19:33,792 --> 01:19:36,626 there can only be one. 1267 01:19:44,917 --> 01:19:47,084 Go, go, go! Zach! 1268 01:19:47,542 --> 01:19:49,042 Zach?! - Correct! 1269 01:20:01,542 --> 01:20:02,709 What is he doing? 1270 01:20:05,501 --> 01:20:08,126 Bread! Damn genius! 1271 01:20:08,209 --> 01:20:09,334 What?! 1272 01:20:13,876 --> 01:20:16,709 Go get that damn thing over there! Ha-ha! 1273 01:20:43,084 --> 01:20:44,292 Correct! 1274 01:20:44,542 --> 01:20:46,584 Stupid, stupid heads! 1275 01:20:56,459 --> 01:20:57,334 Oh! 1276 01:21:09,417 --> 01:21:11,501 Damn it! That was wild. 1277 01:21:12,917 --> 01:21:15,501 That worked! - That's so wild. 1278 01:21:22,917 --> 01:21:24,542 There can only be one. 1279 01:21:29,167 --> 01:21:30,667 Oh! Ha-ha! 1280 01:21:32,626 --> 01:21:33,834 I'm sorry. 1281 01:21:34,584 --> 01:21:36,209 I'm emotional. 1282 01:21:42,292 --> 01:21:43,584 Are you okay? 1283 01:21:44,209 --> 01:21:45,209 I am now. 1284 01:21:46,126 --> 01:21:47,084 Honey... 1285 01:21:50,626 --> 01:21:51,667 So... 1286 01:21:52,667 --> 01:21:54,334 We - we did it, right? 1287 01:21:58,001 --> 01:21:59,417 Joe, come here, man! - Joe, come on! 1288 01:21:59,501 --> 01:22:00,959 Try your best! - Joey! 1289 01:22:07,501 --> 01:22:08,792 Do you see this? 1290 01:22:16,376 --> 01:22:17,292 Key. 1291 01:22:18,167 --> 01:22:19,292 This unlocks it the worlds, connecting the 1292 01:22:19,376 --> 01:22:21,834 space dimension, Free the souls! 1293 01:22:22,167 --> 01:22:23,501 With this key... 1294 01:22:23,917 --> 01:22:27,084 I have the power! 1295 01:22:29,959 --> 01:22:31,209 What.... 1296 01:22:31,292 --> 01:22:32,667 Give me the key! 1297 01:22:34,042 --> 01:22:35,251 Hello... 1298 01:22:35,876 --> 01:22:37,626 Gollum... Wake up! - What? 1299 01:22:39,251 --> 01:22:40,917 Dude? What happened? 1300 01:22:41,542 --> 01:22:43,792 You have acted as the Lord of these ring for us right there. 1301 01:22:44,167 --> 01:22:45,334 What? I... 1302 01:22:50,167 --> 01:22:51,584 What now? - Oh shit! 1303 01:22:51,667 --> 01:22:53,792 I think this is... It's time for us to leave! 1304 01:22:54,917 --> 01:22:55,876 Zach! 1305 01:22:56,626 --> 01:22:57,834 Try your best! - What, oh... 1306 01:22:57,917 --> 01:22:59,626 Guys! - Damn, damn! It's OK! 1307 01:23:12,209 --> 01:23:13,709 Oh guys! 1308 01:23:14,751 --> 01:23:16,334 Holy schnikey! 1309 01:23:31,001 --> 01:23:32,251 These are some serious problems. 1310 01:23:32,501 --> 01:23:35,001 Oh broken! They look legit. - Yes. 1311 01:23:35,084 --> 01:23:36,959 At least they don't have blue eyes. 1312 01:23:50,626 --> 01:23:51,917 You. That damn guy... 1313 01:23:52,709 --> 01:23:55,334 he stole key from Chicane to 1314 01:23:55,417 --> 01:23:56,334 release the spirits soul from another dimension 1315 01:23:56,417 --> 01:23:58,626 to finish what they were started during World War II! 1316 01:24:00,542 --> 01:24:03,126 Go ahead, Agent Mulder. Right. 1317 01:24:09,001 --> 01:24:11,001 Inform Chicane that We got it back. 1318 01:24:11,459 --> 01:24:12,459 Copy that. 1319 01:24:18,042 --> 01:24:19,042 Okay... 1320 01:24:19,126 --> 01:24:20,459 Just um... 1321 01:24:21,042 --> 01:24:22,626 Let's get out of here guys. Yes? 1322 01:24:22,709 --> 01:24:24,917 Yes. You're right. She is always right. 1323 01:24:25,001 --> 01:24:25,917 Yes. 1324 01:24:27,084 --> 01:24:27,959 Alright. 1325 01:24:28,042 --> 01:24:29,292 Got it, man. 1326 01:24:39,626 --> 01:24:41,626 Yes! Oh! 1327 01:26:01,751 --> 01:26:03,001 Oh... 1328 01:26:05,959 --> 01:26:07,959 Oh... oh fuck! 1329 01:26:08,084 --> 01:26:08,917 What? - What? 1330 01:26:09,001 --> 01:26:11,209 That's my relative. I better go. 1331 01:26:11,292 --> 01:26:12,292 OH. 1332 01:26:13,376 --> 01:26:14,251 You. 1333 01:26:14,459 --> 01:26:15,459 Try your best. 1334 01:26:16,167 --> 01:26:17,417 Friend! 1335 01:26:17,876 --> 01:26:19,542 That's amazing! 1336 01:26:20,959 --> 01:26:22,084 Joe, man... 1337 01:26:22,917 --> 01:26:24,834 just... thank you... 1338 01:26:25,167 --> 01:26:26,292 for everything. 1339 01:26:26,542 --> 01:26:28,334 I love you so much, my friend. 1340 01:26:28,417 --> 01:26:29,667 I love you too. 1341 01:26:32,001 --> 01:26:33,084 Whist! 1342 01:26:34,084 --> 01:26:35,292 Oh yes. Uh... 1343 01:26:35,626 --> 01:26:37,876 Better wash their hands. - Try your best! 1344 01:26:39,001 --> 01:26:41,334 Yes, mom? Yes. I'm coming. 1345 01:26:41,584 --> 01:26:43,251 Best birthday ever! 1346 01:26:43,417 --> 01:26:45,084 Just go! - Yes, I'm here. 1347 01:26:45,167 --> 01:26:46,251 I'll see you later! 1348 01:26:48,084 --> 01:26:50,209 Is he something? - Yes. 1349 01:26:50,459 --> 01:26:52,084 Yes. He's funny. 1350 01:26:52,209 --> 01:26:53,209 Yes. 1351 01:26:54,834 --> 01:26:55,917 Yes... 1352 01:26:56,876 --> 01:26:58,167 Yes... 1353 01:26:58,792 --> 01:26:59,792 What now? 1354 01:27:00,876 --> 01:27:03,459 Um... I mean... 1355 01:27:03,542 --> 01:27:05,209 I've never been to New Mexico... 1356 01:27:05,584 --> 01:27:06,792 That's the truth. 1357 01:27:06,917 --> 01:27:07,917 Um... 1358 01:27:08,417 --> 01:27:10,626 I think we should fix that. - Actually? 1359 01:27:10,709 --> 01:27:11,542 Yes. 1360 01:27:11,626 --> 01:27:13,459 Oh, what would that be like? 1361 01:27:13,917 --> 01:27:16,667 I think, something like... 1362 01:27:16,792 --> 01:27:17,792 this. 1363 01:27:29,126 --> 01:27:30,751 You did well, kid. 1364 01:27:32,876 --> 01:27:34,292 You did well. 1365 01:27:43,626 --> 01:27:46,751 OH. Hello stepfather. 1366 01:27:47,084 --> 01:27:47,917 Jaakko! 1367 01:27:49,751 --> 01:27:51,917 Hey dad. - Want to participate? 1368 01:27:52,751 --> 01:27:53,959 Oh, no! 1369 01:27:54,876 --> 01:27:56,626 Huh. Double trouble. 1370 01:27:57,626 --> 01:27:59,584 Ba-na-na-na-na-now! 1371 01:27:59,959 --> 01:28:02,334 What's going on, everyone? Tom Cruise here. 1372 01:28:02,834 --> 01:28:05,584 Just kidding, it's Zach, but you already know that. 1373 01:28:06,042 --> 01:28:07,542 So I guess you wondering about it 1374 01:28:07,626 --> 01:28:09,542 What happened after the date that day, right? 1375 01:28:09,751 --> 01:28:12,251 Well... my parents, last with them also came - 1376 01:28:12,334 --> 01:28:14,667 and we had one great birthday party 1377 01:28:14,751 --> 01:28:16,959 Great outside the slide area snow with Joe's family. 1378 01:28:17,334 --> 01:28:19,501 They don't know what's going on happened that night. And... 1379 01:28:19,584 --> 01:28:22,251 Trust me, them I kept quiet. 1380 01:28:22,376 --> 01:28:24,709 My dad, he was so excited Because I finally got to meet you 1381 01:28:24,792 --> 01:28:26,584 Christopher Lambert and so do I. 1382 01:28:26,709 --> 01:28:28,959 By the way, who was escaped that night - 1383 01:28:29,126 --> 01:28:32,001 unharmed and complete full kick Kurgan's ass! 1384 01:28:32,292 --> 01:28:34,667 Whether you believe it or not, we are actually in touch - 1385 01:28:34,876 --> 01:28:37,626 and he invited us to his house him to show Highlander - 1386 01:28:37,792 --> 01:28:38,959 any time we want. 1387 01:28:39,292 --> 01:28:41,042 How awesome is that?! 1388 01:28:41,459 --> 01:28:43,876 Uh, you're probably wondering What's going on with Jaakko? 1389 01:28:44,167 --> 01:28:47,959 Ah... that little henchman was kicked out of the house 1390 01:28:48,167 --> 01:28:49,042 but... 1391 01:28:49,251 --> 01:28:52,584 he currently lives with two lovely sexy nuns - 1392 01:28:52,792 --> 01:28:54,917 By the way, that person just bought a dog - 1393 01:28:55,084 --> 01:28:56,376 and named him Zach. 1394 01:28:56,459 --> 01:28:57,959 Sweet. Huh? 1395 01:28:59,042 --> 01:29:00,834 Joe is trying to text news for a nun... 1396 01:29:01,376 --> 01:29:03,459 but unfortunately she It's just haunting him. 1397 01:29:03,542 --> 01:29:04,876 So that's like... 1398 01:29:05,167 --> 01:29:08,251 really sad for you That in many ways, uh... 1399 01:29:08,626 --> 01:29:09,917 But I know. 1400 01:29:10,042 --> 01:29:13,167 I know, what do you want to know? going on between me and Natalia, and uh... 1401 01:29:13,584 --> 01:29:14,917 I owe you the truth. 1402 01:29:15,792 --> 01:29:16,792 We uh... 1403 01:29:17,126 --> 01:29:18,334 We didn't... 1404 01:29:18,584 --> 01:29:20,209 go to New Mexico... 1405 01:29:20,417 --> 01:29:22,876 but instead she was Come back to Oregon with us! 1406 01:29:22,959 --> 01:29:25,167 My parents absolutely love her! 1407 01:29:25,459 --> 01:29:26,459 And, yes... 1408 01:29:27,126 --> 01:29:29,501 I also fell in love with her. 1409 01:29:29,876 --> 01:29:31,959 She, she's amazing. 1410 01:29:32,376 --> 01:29:35,084 So the lesson is for the children. 1411 01:29:36,084 --> 01:29:38,084 Don't be afraid to love. 1412 01:29:38,542 --> 01:29:41,542 Sure, yes. Strong. Love Sex is wonderful, but love - 1413 01:29:42,001 --> 01:29:43,751 love is even greater! 1414 01:29:44,417 --> 01:29:45,459 Get out there! 1415 01:29:45,834 --> 01:29:48,834 Go find new adventures! Fall in love! Open your heart! 1416 01:29:49,417 --> 01:29:52,501 And if you love, cherish respect it. Take care of it. 1417 01:29:52,792 --> 01:29:55,501 Take advantage of the greatest gift that life can give. 1418 01:29:56,417 --> 01:29:57,626 I will quote John Hughes: 1419 01:29:58,334 --> 01:30:00,251 Life moves quite fast. 1420 01:30:00,792 --> 01:30:03,001 If you don't occasionally stop and look around - 1421 01:30:03,584 --> 01:30:04,917 you might miss it. 1422 01:30:08,917 --> 01:30:11,876 Mmm... - Stop it, Casanova. 1423 01:30:14,001 --> 01:30:15,959 Yes... um... and... 1424 01:30:16,959 --> 01:30:18,876 Okay. Yes... have lots of sex. 1425 01:30:19,584 --> 01:30:20,501 Oh! 1426 01:30:54,167 --> 01:30:58,292 I love you, Mr. Snowman. 1427 01:31:11,376 --> 01:31:12,792 I will come back. 1428 01:31:14,001 --> 01:31:15,751 Great job, man. 1429 01:31:53,584 --> 01:31:54,834 Yes. This already exists, yes. 1430 01:31:54,917 --> 01:31:58,667 Whist. Hey, hey, hey. This is Wild Pete here. 1431 01:31:58,792 --> 01:32:02,834 Everything is fine okay, I... I'm okay. I... 1432 01:32:03,251 --> 01:32:05,459 Everything is fine, I... I know if today 1433 01:32:05,542 --> 01:32:07,334 I heard it by chance my program 1434 01:32:07,417 --> 01:32:09,417 You may be under the impression that there is 1435 01:32:09,501 --> 01:32:12,501 something real Something strange happened here 1436 01:32:12,792 --> 01:32:16,042 at the ski resort. Like some creatures like, you know - 1437 01:32:16,126 --> 01:32:17,876 murder and similar things... 1438 01:32:17,959 --> 01:32:19,667 But... but, ha-ha! 1439 01:32:19,751 --> 01:32:24,167 I tricked you! Yes, here just a big practical joke. 1440 01:32:24,251 --> 01:32:25,834 Yes, this is the game Biggest practical joke 1441 01:32:25,917 --> 01:32:27,709 I have worked on this program before. 1442 01:32:27,792 --> 01:32:29,959 The Wild Pete Show. This, this is big. 1443 01:32:30,126 --> 01:32:34,251 Well, I was influenced by some alcoholic drinks... 1444 01:32:34,334 --> 01:32:37,917 I guess I ate one or two, too much more than usual. 1445 01:32:38,001 --> 01:32:39,792 But things - these The same thing happened here. 1446 01:32:39,876 --> 01:32:42,417 Just a feeling of vomiting So often later 1447 01:32:42,501 --> 01:32:44,126 Regular Monster Festival only every year. 1448 01:32:44,209 --> 01:32:46,042 Like every... every year. Oh... 1449 01:32:46,167 --> 01:32:50,626 And most importantly, the guest of We, Mr. Christopher Lambert are fine. 1450 01:32:50,834 --> 01:32:54,042 He's fine, and No one sues anyone 1451 01:32:54,126 --> 01:32:55,834 anyone or anything anything similar. 1452 01:32:55,959 --> 01:32:58,709 So everything... has returned to normal. 1453 01:32:58,792 --> 01:33:00,292 Forget about it and... 1454 01:33:00,376 --> 01:33:03,667 and enjoy the day This beautiful weather in Vuokatti. 1455 01:33:03,751 --> 01:33:06,376 Hey, you can bring me the stuff Can I have another drink? I really... 1456 01:33:06,876 --> 01:33:08,501 I'm really in a lot of pain.